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Do you have a penis?

Discussion in 'Sexuality' started by Spiderman, Jan 11, 2018.

  1. Twilight Hue

    Twilight Hue Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.

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    At least vaginas have a diary.

    What do penises get?

    Graffiti on bathroom walls. 80(
     
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  2. Spiderman

    Spiderman Veteran Member

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    Enlighten me about the diary....

    vaginas are quite incredible....well, the womb anyhow... That is where you and I were molded and formed... A women carries a human being in her body... Where life is molded and fashioned... Quite fascinating how Evolution works eh?

    Not that I mentioned anything people didn't know , but it's an interesting thing to ponder.... how a big bang lead to single cell organisms that led to creatures who carry living creatures in their womb, and the womb is perfectly designed to sustain and mold that creature, which led to minds that can invent internet, airplanes, and spaceships that fly to the moon... It all begins in the womb of a female...
     
  3. metis

    metis aged ecumenical anthropologist

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    Do I have a penis? Hey, it's been so cold here in Michigan I can no longer tell.
     
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  4. Orbit

    Orbit I'm a planet

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    People usually assume I'm male on forums, but I'm female.
     
  5. ZooGirl02

    ZooGirl02 Well-Known Member

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    I'm a cisgender female so I do not have a penis but I have occasionally wondered what it would be like to have one.
     
  6. bubbleguppy

    bubbleguppy Serial Forum Observer

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    But it's so much fun to leave people guessing!
     
  7. Rival

    Rival Inodj har-ek Horu
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    People on here seem to think I have, so I might as well.

     
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  8. Woberts

    Woberts The Perfumed Seneschal

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    Sometimes I wish I had ovaries just so I can hear people on the internet scream " GAMER GRILL!" like complete idiots.
     
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  9. Shaul

    Shaul Well-Known Member

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    Slam a car door on your fingers and you might get over your lack of that gift real quick.
     
  10. Shaul

    Shaul Well-Known Member

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    Were you trying to reference the vagina monologues?
     
  11. Shaul

    Shaul Well-Known Member

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    Statistically speaking the average human has one breast, one ovary, and one testicle. So you don’t really meet too many average people
     
  12. Twilight Hue

    Twilight Hue Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.

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    Ah.... I knew it was something along those lines. I stand corrected.
     
  13. Euronymous

    Euronymous SSilence

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    Yeah, I'm a guy.
     
  14. Axe Elf

    Axe Elf Prophet

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    There are skills that can make up for a lack of endowment. :::licks eyebrows smugly:::
     
  15. Axe Elf

    Axe Elf Prophet

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    The average human has two breasts (men have them too, you know).
     
  16. Sunstone

    Sunstone De Diablo Del Fora
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    Both my ex-wives had penis envy -- until each in turn saw mine.
     
  17. Sha'irullah

    Sha'irullah رسول الآلهة

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    I personally never discuss my gender although many have been able to figure out on this forum over time. I never like making my gender or race obvious because people love using such things against you. THe minute they posters realize I am a biracial black/white male they are unable to challenge many of my opinions since modernity has taught us everything is racist if it is based on reality.

    So I choose not to discuss such things up front
     
  18. Electra

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    no penis but i do have balls..
     
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