Coronapocalypse humor

[ChristineM]

 

[McBell]

Quarantine Day 8
Dog asked if I want him to leave the radio on while he goes out.

 

[McBell]

 

[McBell]

You think it's bad now?
In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers....

 

[McBell]

 

[McBell]

 

[columbus]

I'm getting really angry with my mother-in-law. I've run out of vino, and not allowed to drive into town. The car has a problem, and nobody can fit it in before next week. I'm almost out of ex-sharp Cheddar. People on the internet are being meaner than usual.



Ain't it great reveling in my First World World problems?

Tom

 

[sun rise]

This is a funny/not funny part of an email from my local hospital about how to deal with the pandemic

Tips to Stay Healthy and Connected While at Home

#1: Limit news consumption,

 

[Heyo]

This is a funny/not funny part of an email from my local hospital about how to deal with the pandemic

Tips to Stay Healthy and Connected While at Home

#1: Limit news consumption,

This includes, of course, social media like discussion fora.

 

[ChristineM]

A free Asterix magazine – in French – can be downloaded each week to liven up the confinement period, offered by publishers Editions Albert-René.

The publishers of the popular Asterix books – whose co-creator Albert Uderzo died last week, aged 92 – have this week put out the first edition of a new 28-page magazine called Irréductibles avec Astérix (Indomitable with Asterix).

It includes several pages of homage and facts about Uderzo as well as a short one-off story about Asterix’s best friend Obelix, extracts from some of the best classic comic book albums, plus games and Asterix trivia

Read more at
Covid-19: Free Asterix magazine to help beat boredom

Or download the magazine here
https://www.asterix.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Magazine_Asterix_Avril_01.pdf

 

[McBell]

Anyone else's vehicle getting three weeks to the gallon?

 

[McBell]

 

[McBell]

Of all the things I learned in grade school,
How to avoid cooties was the last one I expected to use

 

[Revoltingest]

@ChristineM steps out.

 

[Heyo]

A free Asterix magazine – in French – can be downloaded each week to liven up the confinement period, offered by publishers Editions Albert-René.

The publishers of the popular Asterix books – whose co-creator Albert Uderzo died last week, aged 92 – have this week put out the first edition of a new 28-page magazine called Irréductibles avec Astérix (Indomitable with Asterix).

It includes several pages of homage and facts about Uderzo as well as a short one-off story about Asterix’s best friend Obelix, extracts from some of the best classic comic book albums, plus games and Asterix trivia

Read more at
Covid-19: Free Asterix magazine to help beat boredom

Or download the magazine here
https://www.asterix.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Magazine_Asterix_Avril_01.pdf

I'm a big fan of Asterix. I own all the comix in first editions (of the German version). I fear my French is too rusty for me to read the new ones without heavy use of the dictionary but I'll try.

 

[ChristineM]

I'm a big fan of Asterix. I own all the comix in first editions (of the German version). I fear my French is too rusty for me to read the new ones without heavy use of the dictionary but I'll try.

Can't say i am a fan but we have 2 dvds dvd the kids have annuals.

Hope you can get something of a chuckle out of it

 

[ChristineM]

@ChristineM steps out.

Chances are it was the other way round. Paris was pretty badly hit before people even started blaming trump

 

[Revoltingest]

Chances are it was the other way round. Paris was pretty badly hit before people even started blaming trump

Well, we all know that viruses aren't the smartest people.
Thinking they'll go to Paris...typical naive virus.

 

[ChristineM]

Well, we all know that viruses aren't the smartest people.
Thinking they'll go to Paris...typical naive virus.

Paris is a pretty good place to spend a long weekend, when its not infested with viruses

 

[Revoltingest]

Paris is a pretty good place to spend a long weekend, when its not infested with viruses

Or infested with....nah...not going there today.

Instead, I offer....