Coronapocalypse humor

[sun rise]

This is supposedly a straight, real story but I think it belongs in this thread

Conservative Pastor Who Refused to Close Church Amid Coronavirus Pandemic Suggests God Will Help By Multiplying Toilet Rolls

 

[dybmh]

This is supposedly a straight, real story but I think it belongs in this thread

Conservative Pastor Who Refused to Close Church Amid Coronavirus Pandemic Suggests God Will Help By Multiplying Toilet Rolls

Elijah's TP roll?

 

[sun rise]

 

[Guitar's Cry]

 

[Guitar's Cry]

 

[Guitar's Cry]

 

[Terry Sampson]

Do you know why Scots like velcro wallets?
Cuz they cry when opened.

 

[Terry Sampson]

How long is this social distancing supposed to last?
My wife keeps trying to come in the house?

 

[Brickjectivity]

image from The Blue Swan Daily of a bubble wrapped planet Earth held in two hands

 

[McBell]

 

[sun rise]

 

[sun rise]

 

[columbus]

I had to change my rating on this from funny to winner

Tom

 

[Terry Sampson]

Lowe's has toilet paper in stock, nationwide.

 

[Quagmire]

This is supposedly a straight, real story but I think it belongs in this thread

Conservative Pastor Who Refused to Close Church Amid Coronavirus Pandemic Suggests God Will Help By Multiplying Toilet Rolls

And it shall be called Charmana.

 

[McBell]

If you can smell my fart,
We are not far enough apart.

 

[sun rise]

 

[dybmh]

 

[ChristineM]

All those who think this is going to be over

in a week or two raise your right hand



Now slap yourself with it
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[ChristineM]