CIA Declassifies Jokes

[Revoltingest]

Who knew they had to be classified?
The CIA has declassified a bunch of jokes. Here are the best ones

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

Very Meta. Also very Russian. Love it!

 

[Skipper]

The Russians survived the Communist era through humor such as the one above.

Another Russian joke under the Communist was:

They pretend to pay us and we pretend to work.

 

[Woberts]

The Russians survived the Communist era through humor such as the one above.

Another Russian joke under the Communist was:

They pretend to pay us and we pretend to work.

 

[Revoltingest]

Spoiler: The 4 major problems of Soviet agriculture

Spring
Summer
Fall
Winter

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

Spoiler: The 4 major problems of Soviet agriculture

Spring
Summer
Fall
Winter

wait.... there was... actual Summer? I always thought it went from 3-5 days of spring, directly to a brief fall, then back to endless winter...

At least, all the Russian literature I had foisted upon me during my days under Public Education, seemed to paint that picture...

 

[metis]

Since they've declassified these jokes, why haven't they gotten around to declassifying Trump?

 

[Revoltingest]

wait.... there was... actual Summer? I always thought it went from 3-5 days of spring, directly to a brief fall, then back to endless winter...

At least, all the Russian literature I had foisted upon me during my days under Public Education, seemed to paint that picture...

Russian "summer" is also known as "mosquito days".

 

[Revoltingest]

Since they've declassified these jokes, why haven't they gotten around to declassifying Trump?

You think he has too much class?

 

[Bob the Unbeliever]

You think he has too much class?

5 yard penalty: Superfluous use of "CL" in a 5 letter word.

 

[Wirey]

My favourite Soviet joke:

A man orders a TV from the Soviet government. The clerk tells him "Your TV will be ready for pick up on August 17th, 2047."

"In the morning or afternoon?" the man asks.

"Does that matter?" asks the clerk.

"Yes," replies the man, "I'm picking up my two rolls of toilet paper that morning."