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Some houses put ANGELS on a christmans tree, some trees have nothing at all on top.New fact: Every year Satan places a star atop of a Christmas tree in every house in the world that celebrates Christmas.
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Some houses put ANGELS on a christmans tree, some trees have nothing at all on top.New fact: Every year Satan places a star atop of a Christmas tree in every house in the world that celebrates Christmas.
Just so ya'll know, Catholics don't. The rapture is a completely protestant idea.Luke Wolf said:What about the Rapture, it doesnt appear in the Bible, nor does the concept of it, yet millions of Christians believe it.
Jesus didn't tell us the details about how to write the Bible, either, or the printing presses to print them so they would be available to everyone, instead of just the monks and priests..t3gah said:I don't remember Jesus telling anyone the details about Christmas. The word, Christmas, doesn't even appear in any of the English translations of the holy scriptures so that can't be it.
Jesus didn't tell us to celebrate Easter, either. Is Easter satanic as well?t3gah said:Celebrating a holiday that Jesus never said to do so and one that doesn't appear any where in the scriptures at all is ludicrous.
No. It makes for open-minded Believers.t3gah said:Makes Christians look like idiots.
For his Christmas presents?t3gah said:Jesus is waiting.
T3gah...that sounds awfully like you're leaning toward the big J being a character of fiction.Santa and Jesus were both born, yes that is correct. They were born in someone's mind.
What!? You mean some people are getting free stars from Satan, and I had to go out and buy my own bloody star and stick it on top of the tree myself?!New fact: Every year Satan places a star atop of a Christmas tree in every house in the world that celebrates Christmas.
Don't some people get live turkeys and fatten them up for Thanksgiving?And I almost forgot this tidbid I found using yahoo search engine that the birds in the carol are supposed to be real birds you have in your posession during Christmas time because you are supposed to kill them Christmas Eve and have them for Christmas dinner the next day! Is that Satanic or what?! :sarcastic
"Here Bobby and Sally... aren't they nice birds? Later we'll let you eat them after mommy and daddy kills them!"
Yes. Also Halloween and Valentines Day.SNOWBEAR said:Jesus didn't tell us to celebrate Easter, either. Is Easter satanic as well?
I will do the same. :biglaugh:Sunstone said:I'm not an alarmist, but because of what I've learned from this thread, I plan this Christmas to wear a cap made out of tin foil in order to protect me against the Satanic radiations of Santa and his diabolical reindeer. I urge everyone else to do the same.
Snowbear said:Jesus didn't tell us the details about how to write the Bible, either, or the printing presses to print them so they would be available to everyone, instead of just the monks and priests..
Jesus didn't tell us to celebrate Easter, either. Is Easter satanic as well?
More mundane ~ He didn't tell us to invent cars, or public schools, or electricity. He didn't tell us to do a lot of things or methods of doing things that have been thought up or invented. God gave us intelligence, creativity and free will. Why would it be a bad thing to use those gifts?
No. It makes for open-minded Believers.
Luke Wolf said:Exactly how did you get that celebrating a holiday because Jesus didnt say to is evil?
Or, will I have to purchase 'T3gah's In Depth Guide To Satanic Holidays.'?
I already know I'm stewpid.... an idiot.... not the brightest bulb in the fixture... not the sharpest knife in the drawer.... etc... but a retard for my reply to this thread?Lostinthisworld said:... all the retard replies.
'Santa' promises nothing...he's a creature of fiction...by his very nature he is unable to make promises. He can't sign contracts, either, suprisingly enough.Lostinthisworld said:I agree with everything you said plus yes that is also true to all the other replies.
Jello is bad for you , technology is destroying the world and killing us ect...
If it is bad for us it makes Satan very happy.
And Santa is Satan with two letters move / They both promise what they can't give.
By the way the man they modeled santa from was from asia minor.
What, they all come from Asia Minor too?!And lets not forget the easter bunny, Halloween and ""american idol""ect...
Don't take that to heart, Snowbear. Some people just aren't bright enough to work out that - despite the occasionally well reasoned replies to this thread - this is somewhat of a running joke, and has been since about page 5 or so. (possibly earlier, but I'm not trawling back through 38 pages to work out exactly when)Snowbear said:I already know I'm stewpid.... an idiot.... not the brightest bulb in the fixture... not the sharpest knife in the drawer.... etc... but a retard for my reply to this thread?