Trailblazer
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I do not believe there will be either harps or bacon, since heaven is not a material world.So you'd be okay with a place with harps and probably no bacon?
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I do not believe there will be either harps or bacon, since heaven is not a material world.So you'd be okay with a place with harps and probably no bacon?
If we were to join the gods in a heavenly afterlife, it appears
that we'd only be allowed to join them if we were interesting.
A reasonable criterion would be for one to have eschewed
believing unfounded things about these gods. If one had
foolishly ascribed false traits to them, this could even offend
them, perhaps dooming one to oblivion or worse. Thus
Atheism could indeed be the path to heaven.
I can understandI do...it's in my iPhone.
I asked it how many gods there are.
Siri called me a "fool".
I'm practical, not noble.I mean, how could you believe in something that exists? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wouldn't it be more noble to have faith that something that exists, doesn't actually exist? there's your salvation
I asked Siri if that's the right answer.I can understand
Answer is simple:
Number of humans on earth + 1
Just for once...... trust me.If we were to join the gods in a heavenly afterlife, it appears
that we'd only be allowed to join them if we were interesting.
A reasonable criterion would be for one to have eschewed
believing unfounded things about these gods. If one had
foolishly ascribed false traits to them, this could even offend
them, perhaps dooming one to oblivion or worse. Thus
Atheism could indeed be the path to heaven.
Yes, this I can understand. She must have felt a little embarassed. I guess you gave her a warm hug, did you?I asked Siri if that's the right answer.
This time her response was different.
She rolled her eyes at me.
Yes, this I can understand. She must have felt a little embarassed. I guess you gave her a warm hug, did you?
My animal magnetism tends to attract a following of trolls.And anyway........... what's a kavorka? I'll bet they're banned in heaven n' all.
One great thing about the plague isYes, this I can understand. She must have felt a little embarassed. I guess you gave her a warm hug, did you?
Or you might post on RF that God existsOne great thing about the plague is
that people no longer try to hug me.
If Siri tried it, I'd switch to a Samsung.
If I experienced such a thing, it would likely beOr you might post on RF that God exists
As Siri came to life and gave you a hug
You fibber!My animal magnetism tends to attract a following of trolls.
Exactly what IS the Kavorka?
I just speak in the present, now. You don't seem to have an issue with sanity in the moment, so than it has to be the supernaturalIf I experienced such a thing, it would likely be
an issue with sanity rather than the supernatural.
Sanity is a fleeting condition.I just speak in the present, now. You don't seem to have an issue with sanity in the moment, so than it has to be the supernatural