Can One Get Into Heaven If Not An Atheist?

[Trailblazer]

So you'd be okay with a place with harps and probably no bacon?

I do not believe there will be either harps or bacon, since heaven is not a material world.

 

[SeekerOnThePath]

If we were to join the gods in a heavenly afterlife, it appears
that we'd only be allowed to join them if we were interesting.
A reasonable criterion would be for one to have eschewed
believing unfounded things about these gods. If one had
foolishly ascribed false traits to them, this could even offend
them, perhaps dooming one to oblivion or worse. Thus
Atheism could indeed be the path to heaven.

I mean, how could you believe in something that exists? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wouldn't it be more noble to have faith that something that exists, doesn't actually exist? there's your salvation

 

[stvdv]

I do...it's in my iPhone.
I asked it how many gods there are.
Siri called me a "fool".

I can understand

Answer is simple:
Number of humans on earth + 1

 

[Revoltingest]

I mean, how could you believe in something that exists? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wouldn't it be more noble to have faith that something that exists, doesn't actually exist? there's your salvation

I'm practical, not noble.

 

[Revoltingest]

I can understand

Answer is simple:
Number of humans on earth + 1

I asked Siri if that's the right answer.
This time her response was different.
She rolled her eyes at me.

 

[oldbadger]

If we were to join the gods in a heavenly afterlife, it appears
that we'd only be allowed to join them if we were interesting.
A reasonable criterion would be for one to have eschewed
believing unfounded things about these gods. If one had
foolishly ascribed false traits to them, this could even offend
them, perhaps dooming one to oblivion or worse. Thus
Atheism could indeed be the path to heaven.

Just for once...... trust me.

IC, EC and all things greasy are banned in Heaven.
What the Hell do you wanna go there for?

Now in Hellfire you can have all of it, the whole dusty exhibition. And you can fire stuff up for the joy of making a noise and lots of extra smoke.

And anyway........... what's a kavorka? I'll bet they're banned in heaven n' all.

 

[stvdv]

I asked Siri if that's the right answer.
This time her response was different.
She rolled her eyes at me.

Yes, this I can understand. She must have felt a little embarassed. I guess you gave her a warm hug, did you?

 

[ChristineM]

Yes, this I can understand. She must have felt a little embarassed. I guess you gave her a warm hug, did you?

True Scots don't hug, they head butt, its not called the Glasgow kiss for nothing

 

[Revoltingest]

And anyway........... what's a kavorka? I'll bet they're banned in heaven n' all.

My animal magnetism tends to attract a following of trolls.
Exactly what IS the Kavorka?

 

[Revoltingest]

Yes, this I can understand. She must have felt a little embarassed. I guess you gave her a warm hug, did you?

One great thing about the plague is
that people no longer try to hug me.
If Siri tried it, I'd switch to a Samsung.

 

[stvdv]

One great thing about the plague is
that people no longer try to hug me.
If Siri tried it, I'd switch to a Samsung.

Or you might post on RF that God exists
As Siri came to life and gave you a hug

 

[Revoltingest]

Or you might post on RF that God exists
As Siri came to life and gave you a hug

If I experienced such a thing, it would likely be
an issue with sanity rather than the supernatural.

 

[oldbadger]

My animal magnetism tends to attract a following of trolls.
Exactly what IS the Kavorka?

You fibber!
Anyways, animal magnetism is smelly. The girls don't really like smelly.

My wife buys me linx.......

 

[stvdv]

If I experienced such a thing, it would likely be
an issue with sanity rather than the supernatural.

I just speak in the present, now. You don't seem to have an issue with sanity in the moment, so than it has to be the supernatural

 

[Revoltingest]

I just speak in the present, now. You don't seem to have an issue with sanity in the moment, so than it has to be the supernatural

Sanity is a fleeting condition.