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Can doG Be Experienced?
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Jedster
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You must be more open to feel Him.
He is obviously always busy kanoodeling with @Sun set
I mean like,but, you know warrimean, at sun rise there is also a sun set somewhere..it's like a full time job no holidays...poor guy..nebbish...have compassion now or I will get
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This thread gives me paws pause.
I really hope the title of the thread does not hide some weird sexual reference...
If it does, please inform us when you discover it.
Oh gee, you had to mention scripture, didn't you? I'll hide the scriptural euphemism for "dog" under spoilers. If I'm mistaken, can someone of the Jewish persuasion please correct me?
If I'm not mistaken, the term "dog" referred to male temple prostitutes in the Hebrew scriptures. (Much like "feet" referred to Boaz's genitalia in Ruth 3:4.)
I could be mistaken or misremembering, though.
I could be mistaken or misremembering, though.
Actually, see spoiler above...
Lacking any Bible learn'n whatsoever, you reference was a surprising revelation.
Hmm...."revelation"....now you got me spout'n Bible parlance too.
Jedster
Well-Known Member
Deuteronomy 23:18
Jedster
Well-Known Member
You are correct. I misunderstood your post(you used a long word euphemism
).Terry Sampson
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What?! Where am I?????
Well, there's a reason he was Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain...
Ouroboros
Coincidentia oppositorum
Why are you asking that fur? Remember that doG nose everything you do and if your spirit is sick and hungry for his presence, he can heel you.
dog=fish?
Makara? So @sun rise is a makara?
I'm glad this is the joke thread, otherwise I might have to start praying to Ceiling Cat to cure me of this nerdy-mystic delusional headtrip!
This will lead you ever onward:
1 The Dog is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He sniffeth while I wait in green pastures: he pulleth me beside the still waters.
3 He licketh my face: he leadeth me in the paths of glorious smells for his nose's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of dog poop, I will not step in it: for the poop bag art with me; thy smile and thy tail they comfort me.
5 Thou jump on the table in the presence of mine enemies: thou eatest up all the food; my upturned cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Dog for ever.
1 The Dog is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He sniffeth while I wait in green pastures: he pulleth me beside the still waters.
3 He licketh my face: he leadeth me in the paths of glorious smells for his nose's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of dog poop, I will not step in it: for the poop bag art with me; thy smile and thy tail they comfort me.
5 Thou jump on the table in the presence of mine enemies: thou eatest up all the food; my upturned cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Dog for ever.