Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
My Diamond Back mountain bike I owned during the 90's. I used to put about 100-150 miles or so a week on that thing, and I could confidently and expertly negotiate any terrain or environment from steep and craggy mountain trails to traffic-filled city streets, as well as zoom by all the dorks on their $3000 Cannondale racing bikes dressed up in their cute, little biking outfits. Never wore a helmet either.