As Smart as an Asian...

[Shiranui117]

Ah ha but what if the stereotype is based off data?

List of ethnic groups in the United States by household income - Wikipedia

From the wiki:

Rank Race Median household income (2016 US$)
1 Asian 80,720[1]
2 White 61,349[1]
3 All households 57,617[1]
4 Native Hawaiianand Other Pacific Islander 57,112[1]
5 Hispanic or Latino (of any race) 46,882[1]
6 Some other race 44,798[1]
7 American Indianand Alaska Native 39,719[1]
8 Black or African American 38,555[1]

Asians to tend on avg to be the wealthiest in the U.S. even above whites on avg $20,000 a year more.

Tell that to poor Vietnamese, Thai, Laotian, Malaysians, Uzbeki, Kyrgyz or Cambodian immigrants. You can't lump all people from the massive continent of Asia together. Hundreds of different ethnic groups, different geographic regions, dozens of different languages and multiple different religions.

 

[Revoltingest]

Asians are all Einsteins, eh.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Asians are all Einsteins, eh.

They don't look like Einstein. Nobody looks like Einstein. He had a very distinct look. I hear the ladies like it too. They go for the guys with the brains.

No they don't.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

They don't look like Einstein. Nobody looks like Einstein. He had a very distinct look. I hear the ladies like it too. They go for the guys with the brains.

No they don't.

They go for men who, when they open their wallet, no cobwebs are seen.

 

[Enoch07]

Asians are all Einsteins, eh.

Don't be such a CaucAsian Revoltingest sheesh!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

They go for men who, when they open their wallet, no cobwebs are seen.

Yeah. They do. Money can make knock years, pounds and a lot of ugly off a guy.

I'm gonna need a lot of money. A whole lot of money.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Don't be such a CaucAsian Revoltingest sheesh!

I see what you did there.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Yeah. They do. Money can make knock years, pounds and a lot of ugly off a guy.

I'm gonna need a lot of money. A whole lot of money.

Fill your wallet with a flood of $1 bills. Let the money overflow from your pants.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Fill your wallet with a flood of $1 bills. Let the money overflow from your pants.

Are you sending me to a strip club?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I see what you did there.

I saw it too. It made me think of something else.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Are you sending me to a strip club?

Maybe. Just don't get confused and end up at the Chinese restaurant next to it. They and rabbits have a long history.

 

[Enoch07]

I see what you did there.

Lame pun I know. But I couldn't help myself.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Lame pun I know. But I couldn't help myself.

That's not what I hear. I hear you help yourself a lot.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Maybe. Just don't get confused and end up at the Chinese restaurant next to it. They and rabbits have a long history.

Good warning. Good point. What about pockets. Rabbits don't have em. I knew I should have been a kangaroo. Kangaroos get all the ladies. It's the pouch.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Good warning. Good point. What about pockets. Rabbits don't have em. I knew I should have been a kangaroo. Kangaroos get all the ladies. It's the pouch.

Women love pouches.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

That's not what I hear. I hear you help yourself a lot.

That explains the smiley face.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Women love pouches.

I know. Rabbits don't have em. Maybe if I got pouch enhancement surgery. An addapouchectomy.

 

[Enoch07]

I saw it too. It made me think of something else.

Reminds me of the time I was late for church. I have video footage!

Spoiler: adult language

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I know. Rabbits don't have em. Maybe if I got pouch enhancement surgery. An addapouchectomy.

The medical world can do wonders. I hear they're even working on a procedure to surgically remove clowns from threads.

 

[Enoch07]

That's not what I hear. I hear you help yourself a lot.

You are lesson #10.

Spoiler: Adult language