Angry mutant green crabs are destroying everything in their path

[sun rise]

The story is as reported by Fox so take that into account. Other reports are a lot less lurid. But I love the headline. But I was a bit surprised that the headline was not Angry Canadian mutant green crabs...

Angry mutant green crabs are destroying everything in their path

Angry green crabs from Nova Scotia, angrier than their already ornery green cousins in Maine, are migrating south. They have started to destroy the coastal ecosystem off the shores of Maine, as they eat more than their share of soft-shell clams and wreck native eel grass, according to research from Markus Frederich, a professor at the University of New England.

"What we're seeing is this insane level of aggressiveness,"

 

[Dawnofhope]

The story is as reported by Fox so take that into account. Other reports are a lot less lurid. But I love the headline. But I was a bit surprised that the headline was not Angry Canadian mutant green crabs...

Angry mutant green crabs are destroying everything in their path

Angry green crabs from Nova Scotia, angrier than their already ornery green cousins in Maine, are migrating south. They have started to destroy the coastal ecosystem off the shores of Maine, as they eat more than their share of soft-shell clams and wreck native eel grass, according to research from Markus Frederich, a professor at the University of New England.

"What we're seeing is this insane level of aggressiveness,"

Perhaps it’s a metaphor for what politics in the USA has become?

 

[Brickjectivity]

The story is as reported by Fox so take that into account. Other reports are a lot less lurid. But I love the headline. But I was a bit surprised that the headline was not Angry Canadian mutant green crabs...

Angry mutant green crabs are destroying everything in their path

Angry green crabs from Nova Scotia, angrier than their already ornery green cousins in Maine, are migrating south. They have started to destroy the coastal ecosystem off the shores of Maine, as they eat more than their share of soft-shell clams and wreck native eel grass, according to research from Markus Frederich, a professor at the University of New England.

"What we're seeing is this insane level of aggressiveness,"

Cool beans.

 

[sun rise]

In a serious vein, "angry"? How do they know. "Mutant"? Not according to the article text. Green crabs - accurate. Destroying "everything" - not hardly.

Thus this article underlines my attitude toward that fake "news" outlet.

 

[Nakosis]

The story is as reported by Fox so take that into account. Other reports are a lot less lurid. But I love the headline. But I was a bit surprised that the headline was not Angry Canadian mutant green crabs...

Angry mutant green crabs are destroying everything in their path

Angry green crabs from Nova Scotia, angrier than their already ornery green cousins in Maine, are migrating south. They have started to destroy the coastal ecosystem off the shores of Maine, as they eat more than their share of soft-shell clams and wreck native eel grass, according to research from Markus Frederich, a professor at the University of New England.

"What we're seeing is this insane level of aggressiveness,"

CNN reported on this 20 years ago...

CNN - Green crab invades Northwest coast - November 6, 1998

 

[Revoltingest]

Perhaps it’s a metaphor for what politics in the USA has become?

Take phasers off <stun>, & set for <Canuckistanian>.

 

[Dawnofhope]

Take phasers off <stun>, & set for <Canuckistanian>.

Exactly! It’s bigger than America. I can just feel it. It’s become intergalactic now...Armageddon for sure. Better sell off your properties and head for the highest hill. “Beam me up Scotty”.

 

[Revoltingest]

Exactly! It’s bigger than America. I can just feel it. It’s become intergalactic now...Armageddon for sure. Better sell off your properties and head for the highest hill. “Beam me up Scotty”.

I'm not too worried.

 

[Stevicus]

So, the angry mutant green crabs are migrating south, while the killer bees are migrating north. Soon they will meet, and that will mean the end of the world.

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

In a serious vein, "angry"? How do they know.

Ill tempered?

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

So, the angry mutant green crabs are migrating south, while the killer bees are migrating north. Soon they will meet, and that will mean the end of the world.

When the killer bees crossbreed with the angry crabs, all is lost!

 

[Hockeycowboy]

The story is as reported by Fox so take that into account. Other reports are a lot less lurid. But I love the headline. But I was a bit surprised that the headline was not Angry Canadian mutant green crabs...

Angry mutant green crabs are destroying everything in their path

Angry green crabs from Nova Scotia, angrier than their already ornery green cousins in Maine, are migrating south. They have started to destroy the coastal ecosystem off the shores of Maine, as they eat more than their share of soft-shell clams and wreck native eel grass, according to research from Markus Frederich, a professor at the University of New England.

"What we're seeing is this insane level of aggressiveness,"

Grief! Let’s all just have green crab bakes! I love crab meat!

That’s how they’re dealing with the lion fish infestation in the south.

 

[Erebus]

In a serious vein, "angry"? How do they know.

Maybe they're carrying placards?

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]