Wow. There has been some serious diversion from the main thrust of the OP in this thread.
OK then...The OP (my slight diversion here is that I’m agnostic......so sue me).
As the OP suggests, there have been multiple versions of the Christian “ten commandments”, but they come down to:
1.
You shall have no other gods before Me. — Umm...yeah. No. Whatever being actually bothers to prove its existence will at least get recognition as an existant entity from me, but not my worship. Save my family from certain doom that you yourself didn’t initiate, and I’ll thank you....a LOT, but still not worship.
2.
You shall not make idols. —. See number one above. But not to worry. I’m really not taken to worshipping either non-corporeal maybes, or solid gold statues of cows (or whatever). By the way, what gives with all the crosses and images of the Christian god’s dead son. Sheesh.
3.
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain. Why the heck not? See number one above.
4.
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. It’s nice to have a day off, but if I need to work, then I need to work.
5.
Honor your father and your mother. I do, but I was raised in a Norman Rockwell ideal family/childhood. Some abusing and neglectful parents do NOT deserve any respect or caring at all. Many of them should have been removed from society, or preferably never have been allowed to procreate. But this is fodder for an entire other thread.
6.
You shall not murder. Hmmm....”Murder” is a legal term..... “Kill” (as is another human being) is not necessarily wrong or evil. If I’m defending myself or someone else, then killing the offender is justified. Killing a murderer would be justified (IMO), but our human legal system keeps messing up the convictions such that many innocent men (and some women) are punished for murders which they did not commit, so life in prison with ZERO chance of parole is fair enough. But.....”Murder”....hmmm....is there ever a justification for killing someone without reason, or simply to profit myself.
.
. OK....I can’t think of a good enough reason to justify killing without cause......so I’ll go along with this one, at least as I’ve excepted above.
7.
You shall not commit adultery. This is really the only commandment in the Christian list of 10 that I agree with. And I’m not saying this as an embittered criminal or victim of adultery. Its just slimy and dishonorable. You swear to be faithful, and you bail. Yer scum. Period.
If your marriage is on the rocks and you find a new “perfect match”, or whatever
Then at least have the courage to divorce your spouse, before running off to fornicate with another. Really. Grow a pair kid, and a backbone while you’re at it.
8.
You shall not steal. I’ll try not to. But if my own and/or my family’s welfare is in the balance, then don’t expect to keep that solid gold statue of a cow for very long. Just saying.
9.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. Good idea. When do Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Tucker Carlson, etc...etc....get dragged into hell by screaming demons? Because I want to have some popcorn ready.
But again. While not bearing false witness is the honorable and right thing to do, the defense of my family (assuming my family is innocent) comes above defending others.
10.
You shall not covet. Yeah. Good luck with that one.
Alrighty then. Now for an analysis of the verbage in the OP.
————————————————————
Mind you, as
@Evangelicalhumanist points out, the verbage changes from text to text, but at least the ideological thrust remains the same.
While
a god might be finite, puny, and “jealous”,
The
God would not be. So all that ranting about (booming voice) “I shall smite thee and thy children’s emu farms for 4 generations” (/booming) BS is a pile of steaming crock.
It is also very interesting that the text, supposedly as written/spoken by the Christian God, admits to the existence of other deities then Jehovah himself. Also even these descriptions of himself with jealousy, vindictiveness and other such pettiness, immediately indicate without doubt that the Christian God is a small and very limited “diety”. Very disappointing.
Regardless: who exactly are all these other dieties than the Christian god is in competition with? How intense is the conflict. Does worship make a diety stronger, while removing worshippers of the other dieties make those dietites weaker? What are they competing for? Since they are all clearly finite,....then can we humans become one of the “divine” and compete too?