Dang.....I really wanna trash someone, but I'll have to wait til someone else posts.
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Fake History About The Poster Before You
- Thread starter Revoltingest
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His folk come from Piltdown in East Sussex, site of the celebrated Piltdown Man discovery and bear a strong resemblance to the famed missing link.
Despite what the name suggests, @Brickjectivity has never actually laid brick. However, he has been known to chuck bricks through unsuspecting windows.
He had to leave his old forum after a Spotlight article about his proclivities.
BSM was not born with a cowlick.
An unacknowledged descendant of Charlton Heston, he has a tendency to say "From my cold dead hands" unexpectedly and without warning.
He is the love child of Gladys Rockefeller & Edsel Ford.His image is that of a cute kitty and he calls himself a liberal Christian but we know, of course, that he thinks of himself as
His name was originally Fredo, but after dishonoring
his family, they forced him to change it.
He was lucky to have avoided any fishing accidents.
his family, they forced him to change it.
He was lucky to have avoided any fishing accidents.
He studied for years to become a wet nurse.
But the profession never paid off, leaving him
with over $100,000 in student loan debt.
But the profession never paid off, leaving him
with over $100,000 in student loan debt.
The only child of a one-armed bordello performer and a one legged gardener, @Revoltingest was clearly destined for greatness from the first.
It's interesting, then, to try and work out why he never met this destiny, and instead became an engineer.
Speculation that this was due to an early inappropriate (and very active) relationship with an Old International Harvester Tractor have never been proven and to my mind are mere malicious gossip that I would never repeat publically.
It's interesting, then, to try and work out why he never met this destiny, and instead became an engineer.
Speculation that this was due to an early inappropriate (and very active) relationship with an Old International Harvester Tractor have never been proven and to my mind are mere malicious gossip that I would never repeat publically.
@lewisnotmiller was stolen from his gypsy parents by dingoes as an infant,
& then raised as one of them. He excelled in his studies....hunting with the
pack....barking at the moon...howling in the a capella group...baby stealing.
But ultimately the pack disowned him for poor hygiene & his penchant for
singing Broadway show tunes. (No one knows where he learned them.)
& then raised as one of them. He excelled in his studies....hunting with the
pack....barking at the moon...howling in the a capella group...baby stealing.
But ultimately the pack disowned him for poor hygiene & his penchant for
singing Broadway show tunes. (No one knows where he learned them.)
Dude...it's supposed to be 'fake' history, not my actual history.
US President Kennedy and Marylin Monroe were popular and good looking but not their love child.
BSM1
What? Me worry?
As a poker playing child prodigy @Brickjectivity played on the World Poker circuit when he was six. The older players had nicknamed him "Little Deck".