The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

Imma find some yootoob fer ta listen to while Aye wate fer tha shower.

Cedar incense smells like sex. And by that I mean...you feel sexy when you smell it. Mmmmmmm. :drool:

Ewwww... I'd imagine secks to smell quite gross.

Me: What?
Friend: Think DAMN IT! THINK! God sent us here with the intention of judging us on what we do with free will... his prophets arent going to associate themselves with him... Thats what genesis is all about!!!!
Me: Genesis is Allegorical....
Friend: OMG!!! Gods prophets would never say they are from god. Ever. All those that claim to know gods mind are just like that snake in the garden. Jesus, Matthew, Mark, Joseph crazy multiple wives dumb as a door Nail Smith!
Me: Dude... There are so few mormons left you need to go easy on them. Their like an endangered religious species...
Friend.: Fine! Mohammad!
Me: That was an awesome movie... I thought the now lieintogist Willy the kid Smith did awesome in Ali and the 3 kings was good too.
Friend: Not Ali! What is wrong with you?!?!
Me: Well I think it has to do with a lot of things really. Too much drugs not enough social interactions... perhaps I am just
Friend: Shhhh... Im going to tell you who gods prophets are and walk away... Its so obvious I am really not sure how you of all people missed this...
Me: I dont believe in prophets or gods...
Friend: SILENCE FOR 10 Bloody Seconds!!!
...awkward pause....
Friend: Darwin, Einstein, Shakira, Dawkins and Cake.
Me: Let them eat cake?
Friend: *exasperated* the band!!! *walking away*
Me: A band cant be a prophet it has to be one person... The lead singer?
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Me: HEY! The DRUMMER?!?!?!?!
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Me: SHAKIRA?!?!?!?! SHE CANT EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!?!?!?!?!

Ahh well...

Hopefully that guy without a shirt isn't running around the hallways anymore. I might want to bring a weapon with me to the shower... O_O

My Toshiba Satellite laptop goes under the knife tomorrow. With one month left on my 3 year warranty I am sending it out to get a few repairs that I have been holding out on. I feel like I am losing my best friend or my right arm but let's see how good this company is and how soon they bring my baby back.

I'm having trouble sleeping

I got my exam results back for an exam i thought i did well on. I got 53.3% which is shocking. Im going to end my hydraulics lecturers life with a sledge hammer for this. I got well above average as well :|:|:|

It's my son's first birthday today!

I can't sleep, I don't have any of my videogames on me, I don't want to play internet flash games, and my girlfriend is asleep. Therefore, I'm bored out of my mind.

Odion said:

It's my son's first birthday today!

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Congrats!

whereismynotecard said:

Ewwww... I'd imagine secks to smell quite gross.

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Depends on who it's from

*senses a new Eros room topic*

I don't have to work tomorrow:beach:

I watched Barbarella last night. When people say "so bad it's good" they are talking about films like this.

Sniff glue and see the world in a new perspective!

zippythepinhead said:

Sniff glue and see the world in a new perspective!

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lol, naughty Mormon

Still coming off jetlag *ugh*

rojse said:

I watched Barbarella last night. When people say "so bad it's good" they are talking about films like this.

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I like to revisit that film every so often. It is sort of a cinematic Mecca for me.

rojse said:

I watched Barbarella last night. When people say "so bad it's good" they are talking about films like this.

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Its also where Duran Duran got their name. Perhaps its not as interesting as where Steely Dan got their name, but oh well.

cardero said:

I like to revisit that film every so often. It is sort of a cinematic Mecca for me.

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You renamed Jane Fonda as "cinematic Mecca"? :sarcastic

rojse said:

You renamed Jane Fonda as "cinematic Mecca"? :sarcastic

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I think it is more like visiting the world that Barbarella occupies.