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  • Gots me a new hairstyle with highlights and lowlights. I absolutely LOVE my stylist....she takes care of me so much. :hearts:

    Didn't have time for the pedicure though. Had to go look at a location for my studio and then had to layeth the smacketh down with a couple of colleagues who wasted my precious time yesterday afternoon.

    I'm like your kiddos. Ready for Spring. My children are animals, all taller than me and full of raging hormones. LOL

    Love you bunches!! :hugehug:
    I'm trying to take a nap, but I can't go to sleep. So I'm alone in chat, and being all alone, I'm scared I might do something immoral to myself.
    Birdie! Did you write those lines yourself? That is an amazing poem.

    In other news, I am ignoring you in order to peak your interest in me so I can take advantage of your heightened interest to sell you a set of expensive encyclopedias.
    Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. I blame it on a passionate friend of mine, who happens to also be my muse. You might like her, Birdie, but I should warn you that she's in some ways more of a divine ****, than a prim and proper woman.
    Ah,babygirl....I be exhausted. Looking forward to my weekly spa day tomorrow. Hair, massage, mani-pedi, the works. Wish you were here so we could grab some lunch at the bistro and disuss further plans for taking over the world.

    But otherwise, I'm good. Especially after staring at your pics with a dreamy smile on my face. How's the fam?
    Dearest Wall Visitors,

    We sincerely appreciate your interest in Songbird Inc. TM, ®, Ѿ. While we have no positions available at this time, your application has been filed with the FBI in the event that situation changes. It won't. Songbird Inc. TM, ®, Ѿ is happily and sexily married. At that time we may contact you for an interview.

    Thank you for your continued interest and for the infrared stealth binoculars you left on my porch.

    Regards,
    Songbird Inc. TM, ®, Ѿ
    Are you married? This is intended as a creepy question, and it is absolutely meant to show irresponsible and unauthorized interest in the friendship of your upper thighs. But that's just me. I'm shameless. Not to mention, I'm feeling like a 14 year old today.
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