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Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
@Kathryn left us 7 years ago because she had
to avoid the rancorous arguments about Trump.
She's a shrinking violet who is scared to offer
opinions on even non-controversial topix.
And she stole throw pillows from the staff lounge.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
@Kathryn left us 7 years ago because she had
to avoid the rancorous arguments about Trump.
She's a shrinking violet who is scared to offer
opinions on even non-controversial topix.
And she stole throw pillows from the staff lounge.
Haha! Just so you know, not one bit of that is true! Though I do have an inordinate amount of pillows.

OK, here's one for you - and it may actually sort of rhyme!

There once was a poster Revoltingest
Whose clothing looked much like a bird nest
When asked why the shirt,
He replied, "Does it hurt?
Because otherwise, count it the best."
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
Haha! Just so you know, not one bit of that is true! Though I do have an inordinate amount of pillows.

OK, here's one for you - and it may actually sort of rhyme!

There once was a poster Revoltingest
Whose clothing looked much like a bird nest
When asked why the shirt,
He replied, "Does it hurt?
Because otherwise, count it the best."

Too intellectual for him, try something like this...

Hey @Revoltingest you stink.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Haha, that made me actually laugh! Or this gem: Hey, Revoltingest, you suck eggs.
Not at today's prices.
$4.99 /dozen at Menards!

@John53 went to the store to buy Grade A weasel eggs.
The grocer tried to explain the birds & the bees...& how
mammalian reproduction works. Alas, the words used
were too big.
 
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Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
This is crazy by the way. I guess I have some catching up to do techie wise. Oh well, it will come.
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
Not at today's prices.
$4.99 /dozen at Menards!

@John53 went to the store to buy Grade A weasel eggs.
The grocer tried to explain the birds & the bees...& how
mammal reproduction works. Alas, the words used
were too big.

iu
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
So which apparently doesn't exist - Menard's or Ohio? I mean, they both seem a bit surreal if you ask me but hey, then you'd have to ask me and no telling what I might say.
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Speaking of religion, there are so freaking many Amish or sects of that or whatever in Ohio. Nice people but dang. I mean, they are everywhere. I guess they need to be somewhere though.
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
We probably better not. The only options would be someone spending the gas, or having someone like a man in blue check on him (and you know how he feels about the latter).

But I'm worried, I can never remember if he's the worlds oldest woman or the 2nd oldest. Do I send a sympathy card or a congratulation card for making it to the top of the list?
 
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