Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

[PoetPhilosopher]

But I'm worried, I can never remember if he's the worlds oldest woman or the 2nd oldest. Do I send a sympathy card or a congratulation card for making it to the top of the list?

Just ask @Wu Wei to pay him a visit and see if he's in good shape.

 

[Wu Wei]

Don't tell @Wu Wei.
(He believes it doesn't exist.)

no no no...you have it wrong...you believe it exists...I know it doesn't

 

[Wu Wei]

Just ask @Wu Wei to pay him a visit and see if he's in good shape.

I understand the confusion..... @Revoltingest wears a skirt all the time..... but he's not a woman.... as far as I know.... you may have to ask @ChristineM to check under his skirt to be sure

 

[John53]

I understand the confusion..... @Revoltingest wears a skirt all the time..... but he's not a woman.... as far as I know.... you may have to ask @ChristineM to check under his skirt to be sure

You should advise her to wear a hazmat suit before doing that. Safety first.

 

[Revoltingest]

You should advise her to wear a hazmat suit before doing that. Safety first.

This is why I avoid meeting any RF posters IRL,
ie, their unholy curiosity.

 

[John53]

This is why I avoid meeting any RF posters IRL,
ie, their unholy curiosity.

You're still with us! Congratulations!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

This is why I avoid meeting any RF posters IRL,
ie, their unholy curiosity.

We appreciate the compliment. I know it may be going out of our way. But we know you'd do the same for us.

 

[Heyo]

Who put that weird contraption on the weasels snout?

 

[ChristineM]

I understand the confusion..... @Revoltingest wears a skirt all the time..... but he's not a woman.... as far as I know.... you may have to ask @ChristineM to check under his skirt to be sure

'tiz an insult to end all insults.

 

[John53]

'tiz an insult to end all insults.

It was harsh and not even a hazardous materials warning.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

It was harsh and not even a hazardous materials warning.

I definitely think she got the short end of the deal.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

'tiz an insult to end all insults.

Yep. And there's just no good way of dressing it up.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I understand the confusion..... @Revoltingest wears a skirt all the time..... but he's not a woman.... as far as I know.... you may have to ask @ChristineM to check under his skirt to be sure

It may very well be that way. However, I feel that some things are better off "unread".

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

This is why I avoid meeting any RF posters IRL,
ie, their unholy curiosity.

Should have seen what curiosity did to the kat.

 

[John53]

I definitely think she got the short end of the deal.

I see what you did there.

 

[Kathryn]

@Kathryn spent 7 years away from @Revoltingest and it took her that long to feel rested and restored enough to read his posts and limericks again.

Well, amen to this.

 

[Revoltingest]

Should have seen what curiosity did to the kat.

Cats should not get paws with claws around one's nether regions.
Now....if only we could keep @sun rise's paws away.

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, amen to this.

Our Kathryn was gone seven years.
Her post count became in arrears.
So why did she leave us?
For Butthead or Beavis?
I'll bet she was knocking back beers.

 

[Kathryn]

Our Kathryn was gone seven years.
Her post count became in arrears.
So why did she leave us?
For Butthead or Beavis?
I'll bet she was knocking back beers.

I'll never tell! LOL

 

[Kathryn]

Revoltingest wears combat boots -
He or she doesn't give any hoots
If one likes it or not -
Real or a bot,
He or she still cuts and still shoots.

Hey, did y'all know that Cut N Shoot is actually a town in Texas? I love that name! So I had to use it.