Favourite awful food?

[SomeRandom]

This may apply to my American cohorts a bit more (sorry, but you have more variety than the rest of us lol)
But what is your favourite awful food?
Be it fast food, frozen microwave/air fryer meal or just a recipe that is unhealthy but tasty as heck?
Bonus question for Americans
What’s your favourite hot pocket flavour? We don’t have that in Aus, closest is probably “pizza pockets” which are relatively similar but perhaps not as unhealthy due to our higher legal qualifications
(Not even kidding. Most American food is illegal to sell here for that reason. Even our McDonald’s have to adjust their recipes to meet legal requirements.)
I quite enjoy a nice frozen pizza slice from time to time. Just as an easy meal

I also like a shop called “Beefys” which is a pie shop down the road from me. You can get a pie of whatever flavour you wish and some toppings like mash, peas, gravy, chips and even melted cheese sauce on top (American or cheddar)

So what’s yours?

 

[Subduction Zone]

Okay, you have to promise not to tell. Kraft Macaroni and cheese with Lit'l Smokies:

 

[SomeRandom]

Okay, you have to promise not to tell. Kraft Macaroni and cheese with Lit'l Smokies:

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Oh that looks delightful

 

[Yerda]

Pot Noodle or crisps sandwich.

 

[Estro Felino]

all kinds of processed cheese.
In Italy we have little pieces of processed cheese that replace the conventional slices.

 

[ChristineM]

I'm a cheese nut creamy brie, camembert, roquefort. As well as harder cheeses. Great for boosting your LDL cholesterol

 

[exchemist]

This may apply to my American cohorts a bit more (sorry, but you have more variety than the rest of us lol)
But what is your favourite awful food?
Be it fast food, frozen microwave/air fryer meal or just a recipe that is unhealthy but tasty as heck?
Bonus question for Americans
What’s your favourite hot pocket flavour? We don’t have that in Aus, closest is probably “pizza pockets” which are relatively similar but perhaps not as unhealthy due to our higher legal qualifications
(Not even kidding. Most American food is illegal to sell here for that reason. Even our McDonald’s have to adjust their recipes to meet legal requirements.)
I quite enjoy a nice frozen pizza slice from time to time. Just as an easy meal

I also like a shop called “Beefys” which is a pie shop down the road from me. You can get a pie of whatever flavour you wish and some toppings like mash, peas, gravy, chips and even melted cheese sauce on top (American or cheddar)

So what’s yours?

Cream slice. I very, very occasionally buy these to have with afternoon tea, if I'm feeling particularly slim and peckish:

Basically puff pastry with cream and jam filling, and icing on top: the heart surgeon's horror.

 

[Erebus]

I tend to prefer overcooked food which a lot of people find weird. If I'm cooking pizza for example, the cheese should end up more brown than yellow. While I don't eat meat anymore, I always preferred chicken to be bone dry and steak to be completely brown with blackened edges.

 

[exchemist]

I tend to prefer overcooked food which a lot of people find weird. If I'm cooking pizza for example, the cheese should end up more brown than yellow. While I don't eat meat anymore, I always preferred chicken to be bone dry and steak to be completely brown with blackened edges.

Sounds like a recipe for indigestion to me.

 

[Erebus]

Sounds like a recipe for indigestion to me.

Worth it.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Nutty Bars from little debbie

These are wafers with sweet peanut butter in between and all dipped in a chocolate like coating. I get acne after eating them, but I like to separate them and eat the layers one at a time. I haven't had one in months, but I used to eat them.

 

[VoidCat]

Nutty Bars from little debbie

These are wafers with sweet peanut butter in between and all dipped in a chocolate like coating. I get acne after eating them, but I like to separate them and eat the layers one at a time. I haven't had one in months, but I used to eat them.

Yasssss! The group home gets those all the time I eat them like crazy.

What’s your favourite hot pocket flavour?

Honestly don't know. I think the pizza ones are pretty good.

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

I tend to prefer overcooked food which a lot of people find weird. If I'm cooking pizza for example, the cheese should end up more brown than yellow. While I don't eat meat anymore, I always preferred chicken to be bone dry and steak to be completely brown with blackened edges.

Blecchh!

 

[Ella S.]

A McDonald's double-quarter pounder with cheese, plain and dry.

Growing up poor, we mostly had struggle foods and whatever we could get from the food pantry. Every now and then we could get McDonald's as a treat, since its food was relatively expensive compared to the rest of what we ate. Fond childhood memories.

I don't really eat them any more but the last time I had one was a taste of nostalgia.

I also don't eat hot pockets any more but, when I did, my favorite flavor was the Sausage Egg & Cheese. There was a period in my life where I had two of those for breakfast every morning.

 

[Aupmanyav]

I tend to prefer overcooked food which a lot of people find weird.

Yeah, fried and cooked well.

 

[ChristineM]

Pot Noodle or crisps sandwich.

Crisp sandwiches are great. Try them with tyrrells pezto flavour...yum

 

[ChristineM]

I tend to prefer overcooked food which a lot of people find weird. If I'm cooking pizza for example, the cheese should end up more brown than yellow. While I don't eat meat anymore, I always preferred chicken to be bone dry and steak to be completely brown with blackened edges.

Yes,i do find overcooked food to be weird. Especially steak where my motto is wipe its bum, show it the frying pan and serve it.

Really i prefer steak about half way between blue and rare.

And i just love steak tartare

 

[Nimos]

Wouldn't call it awful, but have to say that I perfectly understand people that would call it that, as I could imagine that it tastes like eating something from a chemical factory if you ain't used to it. But it is very good

I think this is one of my favourites:

 

[Father Heathen]

What’s your favourite hot pocket flavour?

Steak and cheese with onions and peppers.

I also like a shop called “Beefys” which is a pie shop down the road from me. You can get a pie of whatever flavour you wish and some toppings like mash, peas, gravy, chips and even melted cheese sauce on top (American or cheddar)

Aside from chicken pot pie and shepherd's pie, most Americans associate pie with the dessert variety. Meat pies aren't very common here, aside from the aforementioned.

 

[Erebus]

Yes,i do find overcooked food to be weird. Especially steak where my motto is wipe its bum, show it the frying pan and serve it.

Really i prefer steak about half way between blue and rare.

And i just love steak tartare

I used to date somebody who argued that the best steak is one that a good vet could bring back to life.

Needless to say, we didn't cook meals for one another.