What is Your Relationship Status?

[Trailblazer]

Oh god... "It's complicated" doesn't do justice to my status

Nor mine.

 

[Trailblazer]

According to the poll being married gives you as much free time as being single.

That depends upon who you are married to.

 

[Quagmire]

I'm married to the forums.

It's a very abusive relationship.

 

[Trailblazer]

Married for life (56th year now, same woman Strange, is not it?).

There is nothing strange about it.... That's great!

 

[Trailblazer]

I had enough trouble trying to find a dog on craigslist a few years back... I couldn't imagine a husband...

Craigslist would be the last place I would look for a husband. With all the dating sites available nowadays one can pick and choose. Zoosk is highly rated and it is only $11 a month.

 

[Trailblazer]

I had enough trouble trying to find a dog on craigslist a few years back... I couldn't imagine a husband...

Oh and by the way, I had a lot of trouble trying to find a Persian cat on Craigslist even though I had lots of money.

 

[JustGeorge]

Oh and by the way, I had a lot of trouble trying to find a Persian cat on Craigslist even though I had lots of money.

Not surprised. I struggled even to find a mutt.

I did, though. It was a lot of trouble, but I'm glad I found her.

 

[Trailblazer]

Not surprised. I struggled even to find a mutt.

I did, though. It was a lot of trouble, but I'm glad I found her.

You cannot even imagine what I went through to get Busia, but she was worth all the trouble and the money.

 

[Debater Slayer]

Single.

I have about a dozen life goals I would like to achieve before I would consider marrying, too.

 

[Viker]

Single, never married. I don't like being swooped away and tied to railroad tracks.

 

[Quagmire]

Single, never married. I don't like being swooped away and tied to railroad tracks.

 

[Debater Slayer]

I had enough trouble trying to find a dog on craigslist a few years back... I couldn't imagine a husband...

"New husband, never used. In mint condition except for some dental problems."

 

[sun rise]

Married for life (56th year now, same woman Strange, is not it?).

You have me beat since my wife and I have been married since 1969. Strange? Yes and then some.

 

[sun rise]

I'm married to the forums.

It's a very abusive relationship.

Are you the top or bottom? And have you ever used your safe word?

 

[JustGeorge]

"New husband, never used. In mint condition except for some dental problems."

Sounds like the ad I found for my husband...

 

[Quagmire]

Are you the top or bottom? And have you ever used your safe word?

I'm definitely the ***** in this relationship.

 

[Truthseeker]

Married for 40 years on October 22nd.

 

[Sgt. Pepper]

Married for almost 30 years.

 

[Aupmanyav]

You have me beat since my wife and I have been married since 1969. Strange? Yes and then some.

Wish you beat me at this (March 3, 1967).

 

[exchemist]

So, what's everyone's relationship situation currently?

I'm single. Suitors (with money) welcome.

You’ve left out one of the standard categories: widowed.