Most of you realize by now, I'm nuts.
However, you may not realize to what extent. A good example of how far off the deep end I am is: I homeschool Ares.
This can be very difficult. I find, however, like most of us, he can be bribed with candy.
I seldom wear anything that has pockets. There is no 'up' to put things(he can get to the ceiling in a matter of seconds), and so I'm stuck carting said candy in bags stuffed into the side of my bra. Today, one of the Skittles bags dumped out, and I was left with a colorful, sugary rainbow. But that's not so bad... the other day, I found one of these in there, and I'm not even sure how it got there:
Having kids, I've found all sorts of things in pockets(an crushed but empty ice cream cone once). Toys, reading materials, food stuffs, writing utensils that explode in the dryer. My oldest son could pull out half his room from his pocket, yet was never able to keep money in there...
What is the oddest thing you've found stuffed in one of your articles of clothing?
However, you may not realize to what extent. A good example of how far off the deep end I am is: I homeschool Ares.
This can be very difficult. I find, however, like most of us, he can be bribed with candy.
I seldom wear anything that has pockets. There is no 'up' to put things(he can get to the ceiling in a matter of seconds), and so I'm stuck carting said candy in bags stuffed into the side of my bra. Today, one of the Skittles bags dumped out, and I was left with a colorful, sugary rainbow. But that's not so bad... the other day, I found one of these in there, and I'm not even sure how it got there:
Having kids, I've found all sorts of things in pockets(an crushed but empty ice cream cone once). Toys, reading materials, food stuffs, writing utensils that explode in the dryer. My oldest son could pull out half his room from his pocket, yet was never able to keep money in there...
What is the oddest thing you've found stuffed in one of your articles of clothing?