Vaginas are better than a penis?

[Spiderman]

Guys can only have one type of orgasm, but women actually get four. And everyone's favorite (multiple). Vaginas are better. Period! (pun intended)

I suppose guys can pee everywhere though! So can girls, but guys can do it just unzipping their fly. That might get tricky with a female.

 

[Rival]

I'd prefer to be a boy. Oh well.

 

[Spiderman]

Oops! If this belongs in Eros maybe move it there. I was impulsive with vagina appreciation awards!

Babies don't transition into this world through the same sacred magical portal that urine does just to inform everyone too.

 

[Spiderman]

I'd prefer to be a boy. Oh well.

Guys have a much higher incarceration, violence, misery, and suicide rate.

But I'll respect your preference.

 

[Spiderman]

More than 98% of inmates with death row sentences are male.

Maybe that is a sign that Vaginas are better?

It's the child in me. I can't resist.

It is sad though.

 

[ecco]

Guys can only have one type of orgasm, but women actually get four. And everyone's favorite (multiple). Vaginas are better. Period! (pun intended)

Men also. We can have orgasms via manual, oral, vaginal, and anal. They are all different sensations.

The single biggest benefit of penis over vagina is that we never have to push a bowling ball out of our penises. God gave that privilege/pain to women exclusively. Lucky you.

Men, like women, also have breasts. But, since we don't have vaginas, we never are expected to have a little critter biting on our nipples at 4 AM.

Period! (pun intended)

Oh, yeah. And we don't have to skip skinny dipping for four/five days every month.

 

[Nakosis]

Guys can only have one type of orgasm, but women actually get four. And everyone's favorite (multiple). Vaginas are better. Period! (pun intended)

I suppose guys can pee everywhere though! So can girls, but guys can do it just unzipping their fly. That might get tricky with a female.

Considering switching?

 

[Spiderman]

Men also. We can have orgasms via manual, oral, vaginal, and anal. They are all different sensations.

The single biggest benefit of penis over vagina is that we never have to push a bowling ball out of our penises. God gave that privilege/pain to women exclusively. Lucky you.

Men, like women, also have breasts. But, since we don't have vaginas, we never are expected to have a little critter biting on our nipples at 4 AM.

I urinated a bloodclot larger than a marble out of my penis after urethra surgery and wore depends drenched in blood. I dunno.

I've heard some women enjoy breastfeeding btw and find it pleasurable.

But yeah...giving birth and being a mom is a huge sacrifice.

 

[Spiderman]

Considering switching?

Never!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Even to me penises are just weird. They look weird, feel weird, taste weird, they're just weird.

 

[Spiderman]

Even to me penises are just weird. They look weird, feel weird, taste weird, they're just weird.

It's best to give it a name. I named mine beasty the Bishop because I don't want a stranger making most of my decisions.

If Someone is going to make my decisions I want him to be a Bishop too lol .

But yeah...were I female, I could only be in awe of other females and interested, and now I don't resent women for being standoffish with guys or for being lesbian.

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

Guys can only have one type of orgasm, but women actually get four. And everyone's favorite (multiple). Vaginas are better. Period! (pun intended)

I suppose guys can pee everywhere though! So can girls, but guys can do it just unzipping their fly. That might get tricky with a female.

Can't tell you which is "better." I can tell you which I prefer, however.

 

[Nakosis]

Even to me penises are just weird. They look weird, feel weird, taste weird,

I named mine beasty the Bishop

Umm... yeah.

 

[Spiderman]

This is a "Vagina appreciation" thread.

Any other facts someone cares to share?

 

[Spiderman]

Umm... yeah.

I wasn't being serious lol

...about that organ making my decisions.


But I am weird I confess! I'm getting better.

 

[Rival]

This is a "Vagina appreciation" thread.

Any other facts someone cares to share?

Mine has the pronoun 'she'.

 

[Rival]

Oh, yeah. And we don't have to skip skinny dipping for four/five days every month.

Actually the blood is 'plugged' in water and you don't bleed in the bath or shower.

It doesn't stop completely, but it's very reduced to the point of negligibility.

 

[JustGeorge]

I suppose guys can pee everywhere though! So can girls, but guys can do it just unzipping their fly. That might get tricky with a female.

Wear a long skirt and no underwear, and pee where ever you want.

 

[Rival]

Wear a long skirt and no underwear, and pee where ever you want.

That's the pre-20th century way

 

[Spiderman]

I wasn't being serious lol

...about that organ making my decisions.


But I am weird I confess! I'm getting better.

Okay, fine, I think about vaginas too much because they are charming, and because like flowers, they preach a better sermon about the creator than the Bible does.

But I haven't had an incarnate girlfriend in a while. I'll need someone saintly, and a miracle, before I consider a relationship other than the Queens of Heaven from now on. (But I bet they have noble Queenly Vaginas )

I need to grow up I confess. Wisdom and virtue is more important than the external.