Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A #1: Two, one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.
A #2: None, they only screw the poor
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A #1: One, after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the
previous bulb.
A #2: Four, one to do it and three to complain that the old bulb was a lot better.
Q: How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in the dark.
Q: How many members of the Trump Administration does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ten...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Obama for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for" changing the light bulb or "for" darkness
5. Trump to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to a Trump friend for the new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Trump , dressed as an emperor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Trump was literally in the dark
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. Trump to campaign on TV and at rallies on how Trump has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
11. One to tell Trump he's the best light bulb changer ever.
12. Trump to TWEET ABOUT HOW HE'S THE BEST EVER LIGHT BULB CHANGER.
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A #1: Two, one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.
A #2: None, they only screw the poor
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A #1: One, after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the
previous bulb.
A #2: Four, one to do it and three to complain that the old bulb was a lot better.
Q: How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in the dark.
Q: How many members of the Trump Administration does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ten...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Obama for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for" changing the light bulb or "for" darkness
5. Trump to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to a Trump friend for the new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Trump , dressed as an emperor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Trump was literally in the dark
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. Trump to campaign on TV and at rallies on how Trump has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
11. One to tell Trump he's the best light bulb changer ever.
12. Trump to TWEET ABOUT HOW HE'S THE BEST EVER LIGHT BULB CHANGER.
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