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How to be a better conservative

shmogie

Well-Known Member
How many Conservatives does it take to appear mentally ? Obviously ALL of them.



How many conservatives does it take to suck the taxpayer dry?

The wealthy Republicans suck all the rest dry both Republicans and Democrats.
What a sense of humor you don't have.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Conservatives are the gift that keeps on giving opportunities for humor.
Well, so far I've put up the best jokes about conservatives.
Sure, sure, they're critical of cons, as were the others,
but come on, Rover...they need to be funny too.
I know that you & others can do a better job than this
lame arsched Samantha Bee style of artless carping.
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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Well, so far I've put up the best jokes about conservatives.
Sure, sure, they're critical of cons, as were the others,
but come on, Rover...they need to be funny too.
I know that you & others can do a better job than this
lame arsched Samantha Bee style of artless carping.
2256797_1.jpg
Sirius is the "dog star".
 

shunyadragon

shunyadragon
Premium Member
Did you not say the answer is ten then gave twelve answers? I rest my case.

"Q: How many members of the Trump Administration does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Ten...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Obama for burning out the light bulb
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for" changing the light bulb or "for" darkness
5. Trump to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to a Trump friend for the new light bulb
6. One to arrange a photograph of Trump , dressed as an emperor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished"
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Trump was literally in the dark
8. One to viciously smear #7
9. Trump to campaign on TV and at rallies on how Trump has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
11. One to tell Trump he's the best light bulb changer ever.
12. Trump to TWEET ABOUT HOW HE'S THE BEST EVER LIGHT BULB CHANGER."

First . . . you have to deny the light bulb exists.
 
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