The Sum of Awe
Brought to you by the moment that spacetime began.
Theist-- I have glasses.
Polytheist-- I have tons of glasses.
Pantheist-- My eyes themselves count as my glasses.
Atheist-- I don't own any pair of glasses.
Deist-- I own glasses but I never wear them.
Dualist-- I own glasses but I own another pair and one is better than the other.
Monotheist-- I only own 1 pair of glasses.
Omneist-- I own ALL of the glasses ever made.
Panentheist-- My glasses are part of a much bigger thing.
Pandeist-- My eyes are my glasses but I'm blind.
Polydeist-- I own many glasses but do not use any of them.
Adeist-- I own no glasses because none of them work.
Agnostic-- I don't know wear my glasses went.
Homotheism-- Your glasses and you act the same.
Apatheism-- You have glasses but do not care about them.
Kathenotheist-- You have many glasses but only wear 1 pair.
Emneism-- You have glasses and you do not want to wear them but your glasses force you to wear them.
Monism-- Your glasses are your eyes.
Ignostic-- Define glasses.
Autotheism-- I'm my glasses.
Polytheist-- I have tons of glasses.
Pantheist-- My eyes themselves count as my glasses.
Atheist-- I don't own any pair of glasses.
Deist-- I own glasses but I never wear them.
Dualist-- I own glasses but I own another pair and one is better than the other.
Monotheist-- I only own 1 pair of glasses.
Omneist-- I own ALL of the glasses ever made.
Panentheist-- My glasses are part of a much bigger thing.
Pandeist-- My eyes are my glasses but I'm blind.
Polydeist-- I own many glasses but do not use any of them.
Adeist-- I own no glasses because none of them work.
Agnostic-- I don't know wear my glasses went.
Homotheism-- Your glasses and you act the same.
Apatheism-- You have glasses but do not care about them.
Kathenotheist-- You have many glasses but only wear 1 pair.
Emneism-- You have glasses and you do not want to wear them but your glasses force you to wear them.
Monism-- Your glasses are your eyes.
Ignostic-- Define glasses.
Autotheism-- I'm my glasses.