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Your Theology From Glasses

The Sum of Awe

Brought to you by the moment that spacetime began.
Theist-- I have glasses.

Polytheist-- I have tons of glasses.

Pantheist-- My eyes themselves count as my glasses.

Atheist-- I don't own any pair of glasses.

Deist-- I own glasses but I never wear them.

Dualist-- I own glasses but I own another pair and one is better than the other.

Monotheist-- I only own 1 pair of glasses.

Omneist-- I own ALL of the glasses ever made.

Panentheist-- My glasses are part of a much bigger thing.

Pandeist-- My eyes are my glasses but I'm blind.

Polydeist-- I own many glasses but do not use any of them.

Adeist-- I own no glasses because none of them work.

Agnostic-- I don't know wear my glasses went.

Homotheism-- Your glasses and you act the same.

Apatheism-- You have glasses but do not care about them.

Kathenotheist-- You have many glasses but only wear 1 pair.

Emneism-- You have glasses and you do not want to wear them but your glasses force you to wear them.

Monism-- Your glasses are your eyes.

Ignostic-- Define glasses.

Autotheism-- I'm my glasses.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
New Age: "Are these lenses made from quartz or power crystals?"
 
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