Your chance to ask Rick O'Shez questions, within MI5 rules

[Rick O'Shez]

The rules are secret too. I reserve the right to evade your questions vigorously and have you very closely monitored, including the use of full surveillance, invasive body searches and various other violations of your so-called rights. Pah! I am happy to reveal all but MI5 are rather fussy.

 

[Quetzal]

Is it true you are dating Usher?

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Is it true you are dating Usher?

I cannot deny or confirm that rumour.

PS Who is Usher? I she somebody I should be "confirming"?

PPS Is Usher actually a she? I have been trained to adopt alternative roles.

 

[Tumah]

I've encoded my question in order to prevent anyone without clearance from learning the question I've posed to you here and to bypass any violations. If this question lands in the wrong hands, all connections to this questions will be denied and any evidence will be destroyed. Satellite link-up for the expected response will commence at 04:25 in two days from now. The message follows.

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Awaiting your response.

 

[Quetzal]

I cannot deny or confirm that rumour.

PS Who is Usher? I she somebody I should be "confirming"?

PPS Is Usher actually a she? I have been trained to adopt alternative roles.

Usher is a male American R&B artist. This is the running joke that I do on all of the interview threads.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Yes, the target will arrive at a hotel in Verona two days from now and must be plied with Neapolitan ice-cream.

Doctor Evil is behind it of course. Blast him!

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Usher is a male American R&B artist. This is the running joke that I do on all of the interview threads.

I am glad my MI5 training coped. I would have happily learned the "R&B" thing to get in his favour of course. Serving Queen and Country as ever.

 

[Twilight Hue]

What's M14 being that your M15?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

So, Rick, why Guinness instead of some classic scotch whiskey...I mean, you seem like such a hardcore player here, but a stout?

 

[Rick O'Shez]

What's M14 being that your M15?

M14 is downstairs from us. Something to do with the EU I think, though they are rather secretive.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

So, Rick, why Guinness instead of some classic scotch whiskey...I mean, you seem like such a hardcore player here, but a stout?

Guinness is part of my cover, my trade-craft.

 

[4consideration]

Does this dress make me look fat?

Where did I put my...what was I looking for, and where is it?

Are you really just a floating head, with a pipe and hat, but no body? How do you fill your pipe? How do you light it?

 

[Lyndon]

Are you sure you're not an alternative identity for Spiny Norman, the Buddhist Ice cream fanatic, that suspiciously has stopped posting on this forum of late???????

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Are you sure you're not an alternative identity for Spiny Norman, the Buddhist Ice cream fanatic, that suspiciously has stopped posting on this forum of late???????

You are obviously part of the intelligence community. CIA perhaps? I hope you weren't involved in that Bay of Pigs fiasco. And is it true the CIA sponsors Boris Johnson?

Or do you work for that naughty Doctor Evil? I imagine he pays quite well.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Does this dress make me look fat?
Where did I put my...what was I looking for, and where is it?
How do you fill your pipe?

No, definitely not.
In the fridge.
With a nice shag.

 

[Lyndon]

You are obviously part of the intelligence community. CIA perhaps? I hope you weren't involved in that Bay of Pigs fiasco. And is it true the CIA sponsors Boris Johnson?

Or do you work for that naughty Doctor Evil? I imagine he pays quite well.

So do you mind if I just call you Spiny?????

 

[Wu Wei]

The rules are secret too. I reserve the right to evade your questions vigorously and have you very closely monitored, including the use of full surveillance, invasive body searches and various other violations of your so-called rights. Pah! I am happy to reveal all but MI5 are rather fussy.

So...what do you think about Guinness?

 

[Rick O'Shez]

So do you mind if I just call you Spiny?????

No, I have been reborn as Rick here. Praise the Lord and MI5!

 

[Rick O'Shez]

So...what do you think about Guinness?

It is smooth and sublime, neither shaken or stirred. Rather like me actually.

 

[Lyndon]

No, I have been reborn as Rick here. Praise the Lord and MI5!

Well in that case Spiny, I mean RIck, you should work on your addiction to Guinness, and stick to Ice Cream, and keep the weight off or you;ll end up diabetic like me!!