You Know You're Get'n Old When.....

[Revoltingest]

......you will apply for Social Security bennies this month.
That's right folks, I'm officially a senior citizen!
(Although the discounts are usually for those 65 & older. I'm only 61.)

I'm old, white, male, hetero & plant to join the 1% soon.
Woo hoo!

Fellow posters, announce signs you're get'n long in the tooth.
And there's a frubie for the first poster who knows the origin of that phrase without having to google it.k

 

[BSM1]

Horse trading term.

 

[Wirey]

I'm so old I owe Jesus $5.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm so old I remember when you had to dial a telephone and if you wanted to make a phone call outside of your house you had to put money in a pay phone and...wait for it....dial it as well

 

[Guy Threepwood]

......you will apply for Social Security bennies this month.
That's right folks, I'm officially a senior citizen!
(Although the discounts are usually for those 65 & older. I'm only 61.)

I'm old, white, male, hetero & plant to join the 1% soon.
Woo hoo!

Fellow posters, announce signs you're get'n long in the tooth.
And there's a frubie for the first poster who knows the origin of that phrase without having to google it.k

Well that ain't old by today's standards, the way life expectancy keeps increasing, you'll be having fond reminiscences of being a spritely 61 year old when you're 122!

perhaps a sign of my age is that 100% zoom on this page is too small to read!

 

[4consideration]

...you see a good looking person that you think is very attractive, and when the thought to fantasize about that person arises, you think...nah...too much work.

 

[oldbadger]

You know you're getting old when coppers look like primary school kids.

 

[oldbadger]

You know you're getting old when grannies look like jail-bait.

 

[Revoltingest]

Horse trading term.

Frubie delivered!
Yes, as the gums recede with age, the teeth look longer.
This evaluation method works with wimins too.
(You just don't want to force their mouth open to look....must be surreptitious.)

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

......you will apply for Social Security bennies this month.
That's right folks, I'm officially a senior citizen!
(Although the discounts are usually for those 65 & older. I'm only 61.)

I'll be applying tomorrow in anticipation of turning 70 in September.

(You still have teeth?)

 

[Revoltingest]

I'll be applying tomorrow in anticipation of turning 70 in September.
(You still have teeth?)

Me choppers, hairline & waistline are do'n OK.
But I plan to shed 20# this summer.

 

[oldbadger]

You know you're getting old when you can't remember your kids' names.

 

[Revoltingest]

You know you're getting old when you can't remember your kids' names.

What about if I can remember, but I mix'm up with the cats' names sometimes?

 

[Wirey]

I'm so old I remember when history got invented.

 

[oldbadger]

What about if I can remember, but I mix'm up with the cats' names sometimes?

You're about 8 posts away from 66666 posts........ EEEeeeekkkkk!

 

[Revoltingest]

You're about 8 posts away from 66666 posts........ EEEeeeekkkkk!

I know!
It's the sign of The Beast !
Perhaps I'll even hit 6666 frubies this year too.
Pleased our Dark Lord shall be.

 

[oldbadger]

I know!
It's the sign of The Beast !
Perhaps I'll even hit 6666 frubies this year too.
Pleased our Dark Lord shall be.

Go on! Do it! You're 66659!

 

[suncowiam]

You know you're getting old when it hurts to poop and get called Mr. Poopy Pants.

 

[Revoltingest]

Go on! Do it! You're 66659!

This will be #66660.
Uncharted territory I'm entering.
Ahoy! There be dragons!

 

[Smart_Guy]

When you see those you played with as a child get married one by one including those younger than you...

I... I think I'm gonna cry