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You can't get pregnant from a toilet seat, but......

monta

monta

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The patient was a 15-year-old girl employed in a local bar. She was admitted to hospital after a knife fight involving her, a former lover and a new boyfriend. Who stabbed whom was not quite clear but all three participants in the small war were admitted with knife injuries.

The girl had some minor lacerations of the left hand and a single stab-wound in the upper abdomen. Under general anaesthesia, laparotomy was performed through an upper midline abdominal incision to reveal two holes in the stomach. These two wounds had resulted from the single stab-wound through the abdominal wall. The two defects were repaired in two layers. The stomach was noted empty at the time of surgery and no gastric contents were seen in the abdomen. Nevertheless, the abdominal cavity was lavaged with normal saline before closure. The condition of the patient improved rapidly following routine postoperative care and she was discharged home after 10 days.

Precisely 278 days later the patient was admitted again to hospital with acute, intermittent abdominal pain. Abdominal examination revealed a term pregnancy with a cephalic fetal presentation. The uterus was contracting regularly and the fetal heart was heard. Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple was present below the external urethral meatus and between the labia minora. An emergency lower segment caesarean section was performed under spinal anaesthesia and a live male infant weighing 2800 g was born…
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NCBI ROFL: That’s one miraculous conception. | Discoblog | Discover Magazine

:thud:Insert Mother of God joke here
 
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angellous_evangellous

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I'm still trying to figure out how "she" has no vagina?

Maybe they mean "vaginal intercourse" or "vaginal penetration."

The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina and she had started oral experiments after disappointing attempts at conventional intercourse
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Charity

Charity

Let's go racing boys !
Then the pregnancy was because of "something she drank"????......:D

Instead of a sperm whale, this was one whale of a sperm, a great swimmer braving all obstacles......
 
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Charity

Charity

Let's go racing boys !
enchanted_one1975 said:
I am thinking it's more like somebody's baby seed got on the blade that poked her. As far fetched as it sounds it seems more realistic than gulping your way to pregnancy.
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The scalpels are all "impotent" Or sterile.....:D

I still contend it is a case of "immaculate consumption".....:biglaugh:
 
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