Words of Wisdom made up by YOU

[Gyrannon]

List as many as you can come up with, but try your hardest to not take words of wisdom from other people (famous, historical, friend, stranger, etc).

I'll go first.

1. You’re only as old as you act.
2. Be grateful of the compliments you receive, cause you may miss them later if you’re not.
3. Perfect is perceptive. Your “Perfect” may not be another’s “Perfect”. If it’s Perfect to you, then keep it that way, no need to shove that Perfect into other people’s faces.
4. True Honesty is impossible, cause even you can’t be honest with yourself.
5. The Key to Ending Despair within yourself is not caring about the Despair in the first place.
6. We are not Christian, Mormon, Catholic, Muslim, Buddhist, Taoist, Agnostic, Atheist, American, Japanese, Russian, Australian, Korean, Arabic, White, Black, Brown, Yellow, Albino, Gay, Straight, Lesbian, Male, or Female. We are all Humans living on the same planet.
7. Blood doesn’t make Family. Family is made by Friendships & Relationships.
8. Be grateful to your enemies. Without them, you wouldn’t have learned.
9. Never make plans, unless you’re psychic.
10. Be grateful for what you have and flip off what you don’t have.
11. Never censor yourself, you’re not on TV.
12. Dating is like taste testing Mystery Cookies, you won’t know til you’ve taken a bite.
13. Life is like Lord of the Rings, if it were simple, we’d have only one movie.
14. If the poop stinks, quit smelling it and smell something else FFS.
15. Personal Worth is not based on Money, its based on the friends you have made, the people you lifted, and the people you restored.

 

[Wirey]

Be very careful where you stick your pecker.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

"Stop clutching at metaphysical straws."

"Oi dunno"

 

[David1967]

For better or worse we are all to a certain extent, victims of our upbringing.

 

[Wirey]

Never ask an Irish Setter to guard a ham sandwich.

 

[Sunstone]

A wise person is not someone who merely speaks wisely, but someone who through their behavior makes wisdom visible.

 

[Revoltingest]

Religion.....
If there is a god, the gift bacon is his best evidence.

RF.....
Some people some converse.
Others merely erupt in opposition.
Each is a choice.

Stolen from @Wirey.....
Shame tastes like cheese.
But with less cheese.

 

[Wirey]

The Coast Guard is of little utility in New Mexico.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

Never waste your time conjuring up wise responses to aged threads.

 

[Revoltingest]

All time is wasted.
You either enjoy it or you don't.

 

[Vinayaka]

Don't spill the Guinness.

 

[Wirey]

The last thing you ever do will probably be unplanned.