Wondered Have You, Why Two Such Candidates Afflict You?

[Old Scratch]

In elections past, only a single minion have I for your leadership championed.
But fortunate this year you are, for two of My finest shall for your domination battle!

Worry you might that such success means working My fingers to the bone I am.
Fear not, My loyal followers! Time I still have to stop & smell the sulfur.

 

[Nietzsche]

Careful, lest the Orange One dethrone you.

 

[jeager106]

What in 'ell are you talking about or trying to say?
If you know.

 

[Laika]

In elections past, only a single minion have I for your leadership championed.
But fortunate this year you are, for two of My finest shall for your domination battle!

Worry you might that such success means working My fingers to the bone I am.
Fear not, My loyal followers! Time I still have to stop & smell the sulfur.

Lol. I remember the admins mentioning about Old Scratch as part of my RF history lesson. We could do with some cheer in this wretched election year.

heil satan! May his twin tormentors bring hell fire and damnation to the White House!

 

[YmirGF]

What in 'ell are you talking about or trying to say?
If you know.

I think he is implying that you are doomed by whoever you pick.

 

[jeager106]

I think he is implying that you are doomed by whoever you pick.

Well he shoulda said so.
I doubt the U.S. is doomed however.

 

[David1967]

In elections past, only a single minion have I for your leadership championed.
But fortunate this year you are, for two of My finest shall for your domination battle!

Worry you might that such success means working My fingers to the bone I am.
Fear not, My loyal followers! Time I still have to stop & smell the sulfur.

Well that explains a lot.

 

[Old Scratch]

Careful, lest the Orange One dethrone you.

The Orange One's a loyal servant.
He sallies forth, both loud & fervent!
The other one, with suits of pant,
aspires to her Lord supplant!
But I, the famous Great Deceiver
fears no low potential high achiever.