Women: Do you like porn?

[Madhuri]

Don't worry, I seriously doubt that we know each other. This guy has never been to Tazzy.

 

[DarkSun]

Don't worry, I seriously doubt that we know each other. This guy has never been to Tazzy.

Haha, we don't. I just got your PM. That's not my name.

Anyway, that Halloween-esq porno looked interesting.

 

[Madhuri]

Haha, we don't. I just got your PM. That's not my name.

Anyway, that Halloween-esq porno looked interesting.

Lol! Sure did.

 

[DarkSun]

Lol! Sure did.

Know any Bit Torrent sites that I could get it from? I'm interested.

 

[Madhuri]

Know any Bit Torrent sites that I could get it from? I'm interested.

Sorry, I don't usually look up that sort of thing. I'm sure there are some people here who do though

 

[DarkSun]

Sorry, I don't usually look up that sort of thing. I'm sure there are some people here who do though

Awww... No fair. :sad4::sad4::sad4:

 

[McBell]

Any other questions?

If a man is completely alone in the woods, without a woman around to hear him, and he says something, is he still wrong?

Why does a woman marry a man, spend 20 years trying to change him, then complain "You aren't the man I married?"

What is the minimum number of grains of sand required to make a 'pile'?

If it is true that the earth is tilted on its axis, why don't we have to shorten the legs on one side of the table?

At what age should you tell a green plant that it is adopted? How old should the green plant be?

Does the DC-10 eat its young?

Why is it inappropriate to say that a woodchuck, who has increased the amount of wood chucked, has upchucked?

 

[Madhuri]

Just say 'yes' to all of the above.

 

[DarkSun]

If a man is completely alone in the woods, without a woman around to hear him, and he says something, is he still wrong?

Yes. Just because the woman isn't there doesn't mean he hasn't spoken absurdly.

Why does a woman marry a man, spend 20 years trying to change him, then complain "You aren't the man I married?"

Sounds like my mother.

What is the minimum number of grains of sand required to make a 'pile'?

42.

If it is true that the earth is tilted on its axis, why don't we have to shorten the legs on one side of the table?

The earth is so big that, that isn't necessary.

At what age should you tell a green plant that it is adopted? How old should the green plant be?

It depends on the ripeness, texture and taste of the green plant, of course. But the problem with that is that the plant is no longer around once you know whether or not he's ready.

Does the DC-10 eat its young?

I don't know, but I do know that Chuck Norris eats the DC-10.

Why is it inappropriate to say that a woodchuck, who has increased the amount of wood chucked, has upchucked?

Well perhaps this woodchuck who chucks wood is a very modest woodchuck, Chuck, and doesn't like to be given the "upchucker" status. I guess this woodchuck chucking wood should be pleased with the praise he gets, because woodchucks no longer chuck wood. Machines do. And he's got some competition on his hands.


Anything else?

 

[McBell]

wow, six out of seven!
I am impressed!

However it only takes two grains of sand to make a pile.
But ONLY if they are stacked one on top the other.

 

[DarkSun]

wow, six out of seven!
I am impressed!

However it only takes two grains of sand to make a pile.
But ONLY if they are stacked one on top the other.

No, I'm afraid you're mistaken. 42 is definitely the answer. Perhaps you just didn't understand the question.

 

[McBell]

Anything else?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

[DarkSun]

Hahaha!

I have to go now. Take care, hey?

Remind me to frubal you the next time I get the chance.

 

[McBell]

Hahaha!

I have to go now. Take care, hey?

Remind me to frubal you the next time I get the chance.

If riding in an airplane is considered 'flying', then why isn't riding in a boat considered swimming?

 

[tumbleweed41]

Why isn't phonics spelled phonetically?

 

[MSizer]

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

I have four cats and two ferrets. Both ferrets love to eat mice, none of the cats have any interest in them at all. Well, two of them like to catch them, but they bring them to us and we let them go. The ferrets don't bring them to us. They just eat them.

 

[McBell]

I have four cats and two ferrets. Both ferrets love to eat mice, none of the cats have any interest in them at all. Well, two of them like to catch them, but they bring them to us and we let them go. The ferrets don't bring them to us. They just eat them.

lol

I had a ferret once.
But the little thief kept making off with all the keys.


So I decided to give him to my neighbor, who absolutely adores him.

 

[MSizer]

lol

I had a ferret once.
But the little thief kept making off with all the keys.


So I decided to give him to my neighbor, who absolutely adores him.

Yup, the law of the ferret world is "if I can pick it up, it's mine to hide wherever I please. If I can't pick it up, but I can reduce it to small pieces, each of the pieces is yours to discard (except the ones I choose to hide under the couch)".

 

[McBell]

Yup, the law of the ferret world is "if I can pick it up, it's mine to hide wherever I please. If I can't pick it up, but I can reduce it to small pieces, each of the pieces is yours to discard (except the ones I choose to hide under the couch)".

After owning a ferret for almost two years...
I have to completely agree

 

[Circle_One]

Haha, we don't. I just got your PM. That's not my name.

Anyway, that Halloween-esq porno looked interesting.

What Halloween-esque porno? I want it I want it!