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Reason, and reason again
The question is: why didn't sporks become popular?
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GeneCosta said:The question is: why didn't sporks become popular?
You people only got plastic sporks? How jipped is that? Here they're actual real cutlery. They come into their own with a chunky fruit salad.Booko said:a. They are made of plastic, and are therefore lame.
b. The tines are too short to function well as a fork.
c. The tines make the spoonfulness less efficient.
Sporks were clearly created by a committee.
Committee n. A life form with six or more legs and no brain.
Booko said:a. They are made of plastic, and are therefore lame.
b. The tines are too short to function well as a fork.
c. The tines make the spoonfulness less efficient.
Sporks were clearly created by a committee.
Committee n. A life form with six or more legs and no brain.
Now there's an abomination.:yes:GeneCosta said:
GeneCosta said:The question is: why didn't sporks become popular?
GeneCosta said:
See? SEE!? There's the proof! Sporks is the work of the Debil!:faint:des said:Tell this all to the high school I work at. (I'm assuming this is district wide, though admittedly this is a small district by most standards.) In the cafeteria all you can get is a spork. I am not sure the stuff served there is actually food, but it is consumed, shovelled into mouths by thousands and thousands of sporks. No wonder we can't educate these kids.
And here I thought it had to do with funding practices, curriculum in grade schools, inequities in child development of inner city kids, and it was all sporks...
In the 80s this school was considered a top school in the nation. Now it is in the pits, that was around when sporks were invented wasn't it?
Inquiring minds what to know.
--des
GeneCosta said:The question is: why didn't sporks become popular?
GeneCosta said:The question is: why didn't sporks become popular?