Whole Wheat Peanut Butter Pancakes

[Quagmire]

MMMMMmmmmmmmmmm........

What further proof of God does anyone need?


Discuss

 

[gmelrod]

Can God make a pancake so decicious that he can't not eat it?

 

[Quagmire]

Can God make a pancake so decicious that he can't not eat it?

These are the kinds of questions we can never answer until after we diet.

 

[gmelrod]

If this is what they served for communion at Catholic Mass I bet more people would come.

 

[Quagmire]

If this is what they served for communion at Catholic Mass I bet more people would come.

If they'd started out doing it in the first place they could have skipped the Crusades and the Inquisition alltogether.

 

[gmelrod]

Well noone expects the Spanish Inqusistion.

 

[lunamoth]

But the thing is Quag, those just don't sound all that good to me. Too many frills, too complicated. Sure, the whole wheat is going to appeal to traditionalists, but not everyone is going to agree on the peanut butter. In our house we worship the pure faith of the buttermilk pancake...now that's heaven. Light as angel wings, sweetened with God's own maple syrup. Yum!

 

[gmelrod]

You have God's maple syrup!?! You stole from God? Or did he give it too you? Does it taste like Mrs Buttersworth's or Aunt Jamima?

 

[lunamoth]

You have God's maple syrup!?! You stole from God? Or did he give it too you? Does it taste like Mrs Buttersworth's or Aunt Jamima?

It came from God's maple trees. I think it's free for the taking, if you have a sugar maple tree that is.

Who are these heretics you call Butterworth and Jamima?

 

[gmelrod]

Who are these heretics you call Butterworth and Jamima?

Oh just your friendly neighborhood racial sterotypes

(Btw saw Spiderman 3 last night, It rocks)

 

[lunamoth]

Oh just your friendly neighborhood racial sterotypes

(Btw saw Spiderman 3 last night, It rocks)

Oh, I can't wait to see that...the trailer I saw for it looked great. I love Spiderman. He's my favorite superhero.

 

[Quagmire]

But the thing is Quag, those just don't sound all that good to me. Too many frills, too complicated. Sure, the whole wheat is going to appeal to traditionalists, but not everyone is going to agree on the peanut butter. In our house we worship the pure faith of the buttermilk pancake...now that's heaven. Light as angel wings, sweetened with God's own maple syrup. Yum!

That sounds pretty yummy Luna, and, as it says in the writings of Saint Duncan of Hines, "In my Fathers International House of Pancakes there are many menu items"

 

[Quagmire]

Oh just your friendly neighborhood racial sterotypes

(Btw saw Spiderman 3 last night, It rocks)

Allright

Now I know what I'm doing this weekend (wonder if I can sneak some pancakes into the theater)

 

[lunamoth]

That sounds pretty yummy Luna, and, as it says in the writings of Saint Duncan of Hines, "In my Fathers International House of Pancakes there are many menu items"

Praise St. Duncan! In the name of the flour, and the sugar, and the whole fat milk.

 

[Quagmire]

Praise St. Duncan! In the name of the flour, and the sugar, and the whole fat milk.

For Thine is the Kitchen, and the Glory, Forever.
Amen.

 

[gmelrod]

Praise St. Duncan! In the name of the flour, and the sugar, and the whole fat milk.

In the name of The One Lord Most Tasty, he who provides all of our pastry. We must take up arms against the unbelievers who rally behind the heritic Atkins spawn of the Overcooked Sou Chef of Darkness and preach their false Gospel of Low Carbs.

 

[lunamoth]

For Thine is the Kitchen, and the Glory, Forever.
Amen.

Amen!

 

[lunamoth]

These pancakes are making me thirsty.

 

[gmelrod]

For a fraction of a second when I scrooled down I thought it was a boob not pancakes :cover:

 

[lunamoth]

In the name of The One Lord Most Tasty, he who provides all of our pastry. We must take up arms against the unbelievers who rally behind the heritic Atkins spawn of the Overcooked Sou Chef of Darkness and preach their false Gospel of Low Carbs.

This wickedness must be corrected!

Start a debate thread!