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Who Wants To Be the Official RF Village Idiot?
- Thread starter Sunstone
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Majikthise
Guest
Booko said:
Aaaaaarrrrgg!
Right in the ol' breadbasket!!
M
Majikthise
Guest
lunamoth said:
No, the scapegoat has better hours and a comprehensive medical plan.
The idiot get's two sticks and a smooth oblong rock.
Comes out even.
Feathers in Hair
World's Tallest Hobbit
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who knows of the esteemed PDQ Bach!
M
Majikthise
Guest
You are kind and good people.:hug:
M
Majikthise
Guest
FeathersinHair said:
I first heard him on Dr, Demento when I was just a kid. Si x or seven years ago.
Not buying it ,huh?
Booko
Deviled Hen
FeathersinHair said:
A friend and I seriously suggested to the head of our college music department that we stucy "Hansel & Gretel & Ted & Alice" in our course dealing with historical musical forms. After all, it does contain all the conventions of opera. Mistaken identity, cross dressing, lost relations, and total randomness (e.g. the village idiot).
After great consideration, he decided that while we could not put it into the regular curriculum, we would do a seminar at our weekly Music TGIF. With plenty of beer to go around, natch.
I personally was voted Best Qualified to Play Archangelo Spumoni on the harpsichord. I even beat out my harpsichord teacher.
I don't suppose you're a Spike Jones fan too???
M
Majikthise
Guest
Booko said:If you were in any way referring to me, then that is further demonstration of your idiocy! :slap:
Do I get to vote a second time?
Please, stop. Your going to make me cry. I am truly not worthy of this good fortune.
May the angels sing your sweet praises as beautiful gnomes message your sublime feet.
M
Majikthise
Guest
The gnomes will supply any balm you wish. :bow:
M
Majikthise
Guest
In passing, I would just like to say, ...excuse me.
s2a
Heretic and part-time (skinny) Santa impersonator
Ya know, it was revealed in a recent poll that when voters were asked to decide whether or not democracy was the best way to decide things, 45% voted that it was, while 55% said they didn't know, or were "unsure" as to how they'd vote in making such a decision.
So, as candidate for REF Villiage Idiot, I say that if you think about it, your indecision could make the difference!
I think all non-voting participants should decide.
Sunstone is therefore eliminated from making the declarative decision because his raising the very issue, and suggesting such an honored position at the ouset, verily keeps the most qualified idiots from nominating themselves as candidates in the role. Such is the idiotic decison of the majority non-voting "undecideds".
I place my trust in the most disinterested and uninformed amongst us declare the "winner".
It's the only logical thing left to do...
So, as candidate for REF Villiage Idiot, I say that if you think about it, your indecision could make the difference!
I think all non-voting participants should decide.
Sunstone is therefore eliminated from making the declarative decision because his raising the very issue, and suggesting such an honored position at the ouset, verily keeps the most qualified idiots from nominating themselves as candidates in the role. Such is the idiotic decison of the majority non-voting "undecideds".
I place my trust in the most disinterested and uninformed amongst us declare the "winner".
It's the only logical thing left to do...
M
Majikthise
Guest
I'm doomed.
Scuba Pete
Le plongeur avec attitude...
I am obviously over-qualified for the Job. Let me know when you need a "Supreme Idiot".