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Who is the RF wannabe God ??

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Conscious thoughts, Apr 23, 2021.

  1. Conscious thoughts

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    Who is the wannabe God in RF? Or who is the one who love think He/She is the utimate know it all in RF?

    Dare we name someone :confused: or will the RF God send us to permanent ban from our beautiful family :oops:
     
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    I dare name a few...the mods, and they have even 1 rule to back them up (Rule #2 I think), and we all agreed to it, not knowing beforehand what we did:D:D
     
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  3. Conscious thoughts

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    May my OP brake a rule :confused: oh crap :oops::D
     
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    I hope they don't add 1 or 2 rules:D

    Would be a nice April first joke, adding a really crazy rule
     
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  5. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    If this is an equal opportunities thread i nominate me

    I can't say i know it all but i know enough to be a household goddess, a goddess in the kitchen and i am told a goddess in the bedroom.

    More than that is in the lap of my loyal subjects
     
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  6. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium Advaita Vedantin
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    This thread needs some Spice Girls.

     
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  7. Heyo

    Heyo Well-Known Member

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    I think of myself as having a pretty rounded education, but I'm not a @Polymath257.
     
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  8. Altfish

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    I'd love to be god.

    I'd ban religions and send anyone who worships me to hell.
     
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  9. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Nah.
    You're only a newbie with few posts.
    But why a god?
    How about a forum Satan...one ubiquitous,
    who foments woe everywhere on the forum?
     
  10. ChristineM

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    What's wrong with new gods/goddesses? All of them had to be new at some time.

    Why not a goddess? I am quite happy to be worshipped.

    Do i ferment woe??? Please explain yourself to your goddess
     
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  11. Polymath257

    Polymath257 Think & Care
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    Are you nominating yourself?
     
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    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Aw shucks...I never considered myself for such an honor.
    But I am well qualified.
     
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    Being Welsh............
     
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  14. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    From wales, the place, not the fish ;-)
     
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    You have my vote, you couldn't fail to be better than all the 'existing' ones.
    It is a low bar mind;)
     
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    OK, I think we should all agree that @ChristineM is the official RF goddess.
     
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  17. Aupmanyav

    Aupmanyav Be your own guru

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    Wisdom is with the newest, Bahaollah, Mirza Ghulam Ahmad. Moses, Zoroaster, Jesus, Mohammad, Krishna, Buddha are passe.
     
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  18. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    If @ChristineM were all that wise,
    she wouldn't be in a thread like this.

    Speaking of being wise...
     
  19. ChristineM

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    Why not...?

    Besides, lack of wisdom has never been detrimental to godhood
     
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  20. Aupmanyav

    Aupmanyav Be your own guru

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    Wise men and women also have a right to a little fun.
     
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