Who Here Hasn't Cuddled With Charles Bronson?

[Thief]

It came up on another thread that neither @savagewind nor I have cuddled with him.
We're starting a club.
Who else hasn't snuggled with him?
Don't be shy...there's nothing improper in this.
Tell us how you've not done it.


Note:
For the purpose of this thread, cuddling & snuggling are the same.
Canoodling is another matter.
(Although I've not done that with him either.)

he's not dead yet?

 

[Revoltingest]

he's not dead yet?

He died in 2003.

 

[Thief]

ah...dead men tell no tales

you're safe

 

[Stevicus]

Bronson was oft known to say....
What happens in the tunnel stays in the tunnel.

Well, he certainly wouldn't go around telling every Tom, Dick, and Harry.

 

[Revoltingest]

ah...dead men tell no tales

You shouldn't worry.
He was never the type to cuddle & tell.

 

[Thief]

Well, he certainly wouldn't go around telling every Tom, Dick, and Harry.

you mean....Dirty Harry?

 

[Thief]

You shouldn't worry.
He was never the type to cuddle & tell.

hey.....let's not be making insinuations......

keep your haggis to yourself

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Remedial education is in order.

But action movies are such a bore.

 

[BSM1]

Not sure I would feel safe cuddling with someone who sported the title "Mr. Majestyk"....just sayin'.

 

[Stevicus]

you mean....Dirty Harry?

Maybe, although I think Dirty Harry would let Paul Kersey off with a warning.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Spooning can be involved in either canoodling or cuddling.

Hmm...his six shooter was present, but stayed holstered. I wasn't wearing my bullet proof vest, so no live firing in my house, thank-you very much. Safety first.

 

[Wu Wei]

Some posters haven't responded.
This is very suspicious.
Where are @Wirey, @BSM1, @4consideration, @Quagmire & @Wu Wei?

Nope, never cuddled with Charles Bronson....but you should be careful what you say here.... I have come into ownership of....shall we say......certain photographs.....

 

[Quagmire]

Some posters haven't responded.
This is very suspicious.
Where are @Wirey, @BSM1, @4consideration, @Quagmire & @Wu Wei?

Define "Cuddle".

 

[Revoltingest]

Define "Cuddle".

The panda is optional.

 

[Wirey]

Sorry, I did snuggle with him. He said it made him suicidal. That's where he got the idea for the "Death Wish" movies.

 

[Revoltingest]

When I didn't snuggle with him, neither did I slip him the tongue.

 

[Wirey]

When I didn't snuggle with him, neither did I slip him the tongue.

Did you ever see Bronson in "The Andy Griffith's Show" on the Simpsons? "I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It, and fix Emmett."

 

[Revoltingest]

Did you ever see Bronson in "The Andy Griffith's Show" on the Simpsons? "I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It, and fix Emmett."

I remember him on The Simpsons....

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

When I didn't snuggle with him, neither did I slip him the tongue.

EW!

 

[Revoltingest]

EW!

So I didn't...but you think I should have?
Ew! Eww! Ewwww!