Who Else Misreads Titles?

[ChristineM]

Kali Puja live from Dishwasher.

Was

Kali Puja live from Dakshineswar

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Best talk on medication I have...

It said:

Best talk on meditation I have...

 

[Vinayaka]

I always see 'Got doubts about Genesis' as Got doubts about Ganesha',

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Almost Half Of Armenians Say We Should Be Christian Nation
It said
Almost Half Of Amerisanians Say We Should Be Christian Nation

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Do People Require Personal Guidelines?

It said:

Do People Require Personal Guides?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Minoan log of Masculinity.
It said
Meontology of Masculinity.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Please Refine "Division"

It said:

Please Define "Religion"

 

[ChristineM]

Omnipresence and Priapism

Was

Omnipresence and Panpsychism

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Sterility in Non-Belief
It said
Serenity in Non-Belief

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Sterility of Non-Belief

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Any Christmas Nationalists in the house?
It said
Any Christian Nationalists in the house?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Okay, it wasn't really a misread, but a fill-in-the-blank...

It said:

I am no longer a *blank*...

I read:

I am no longer a "SOB" because...

 

[Quagmire]

It thought:
Problems - The Root Cause
was:
Problems - The Root Canal

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Ghosts Over Galaxy

It said:

Ghosts Over Calvary

 

[Wu Wei]

Did not misread this... I did however completely misinterpret it

I read
Got doubts about Genesis?
And I immediately thought.... a band

that was until I opened the thread

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Bezos Giving Away Fortune

Read as:

Bezos Giving Away Forum

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Bezos Giving Away Fortune

Read as:

Bezos Giving Away Forum

The Forum is getting married? I hadn't heard!

 

[ChristineM]

Pancake Jesus?

Was

Pre-incarnate Jesus?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Taoist 5b in the Medieval Imagination.
It said
Taanit 5b in the Medieval Imagination.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Couldn't have sext it better myself...
It said
Couldn't have said it better myself...