Who Else Misreads Titles?

[ChristineM]

And almost immediately i read

Give us your best pitch fork for what you believe

It read

Give us your best pitch for what you believe

I am going for a lie down

 

[ChristineM]

On What Busses Do You Find Meaning in Life?

Was

On What Basis Do You Find Meaning in Life?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Confirmed: Growth rate was different in past around time of flood

Read as:

Confirmed: Growth rate was different in past around time of food

 

[Revoltingest]

There is a great dark grocery upon the Quran.
was actually....
There is a great dark sorcery upon the Quran.

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
System 666 Sit-ups
It said
System 666 Set-up

 

[Brickjectivity]

NJ and Sweden Provide....

NZ and Sweden provide contrasting models as to effective strategies to combat coronavirus?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Pali: Listening Preferences
It said
Poll: Listening Preferences

Pali (/ˈpɑːli/) or Magadhan, is a Middle Indo-Aryan liturgical language native to the Indian subcontinent. It is widely studied because it is the language of the Pāli Canon or Tipiṭaka and is the sacred language of Theravāda Buddhism.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

When, if ever, does Sunstone owe you $1,000...

Always. The answer is always.

It said:

When, if ever, does Someone Owe You $1000 Because they Lied to You

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

How do we know the Bible was not written by demons?

Read as:

How do we know the Bible was not written by democrats?

 

[ChristineM]

I have been reading

Canadian fundamentalism - What is it and is the term helpful?

Just this moment it resolved to

Christian fundamentalism - What is it and is the term helpful?

 

[Revoltingest]

Legos, more happiness
was actually....
Less ego, more happiness

 

[Revoltingest]

Boobs! I Got Boobs!
was actually....
Books! I Got Books!

So disappointing.

 

[Revoltingest]

Automatic Followers
was actually....
Abrahamic Followers

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Silliness speaks

It said:

Stillness speaks

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Confirmed: growth rate was different in pests around time of flood!
It said
Confirmed: growth rate was different in past around time of flood!

 

[Wu Wei]

This pretty much tells me it is time for eye drops

I read
The Attachment of Japanese Christ and Why It Needed to Happen.
It said
The Atonement of Jesus Christ and Why It Needed to Happen.

 

[Wu Wei]

yup...time for eye drops

I read
So Jesus is no Good?
It said
So Jesus is not God?

 

[Revoltingest]

Planet of the Humus
was actually...
Planet of the Humans

 

[Dan From Smithville]

What was written: Trump promotes a channel with far-right agitators and it's not Fox.

What I read: Trump promotes a channel with far-right alligators and it's not Fox.

 

[ChristineM]

I read

Democrat bocked onions win. Middle east loses.

It read

Democrat backed unions win. Middle class loses.

I think that is as bad as i get... But I often surprise myself