Jeremiah Ames
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The hell/heaven balance was getting way out of whack (technical term)
So, God decided that people needed proof that he existed.
He stopped time, but allowed that humans on earth could continue as if time still occurred.
He showed himself visibly to all humans, simultaneously (perk of being omnipresent)
He spoke: You want proof, well here I am. Any questions?
An atheist raises her hand, and asks: I could be dreaming. Everything has stopped moving, except people, and you’re standing in front of me. How do I KNOW that you’re really God?
God: I am the one who stopped time but allowed you to continue as if time still went on.
Atheist: Well, there is no proof that you did that.
God: How was it done then?
Atheist: It could have been a natural occurrence. I’m sure scientists are looking into it as we speak.
God: I am going to snap my fingers and plunge the universe into complete darkness for five seconds.
God *snaps fingers. Universe is in complete darkness for 5 seconds.
Light returns.
God: Do you believe now?
Atheist: Well, there is no proof that you caused it. It was very dark for a while and I couldn’t see anything.
Simultaneously to the above exchange, a Christian evangelical talks to God
Christian: I am patiently waiting for the 1000 year reign to begin, so I can rule over all those bad people, with you of course. When will that begin?
God: Ummm, who are you? I don’t know you.
Christian: But what about the rapture?
God: I said I don’t know you.
Christian: Well, let me talk to Jesus or the Holy Spirit then. You can’t really be God if you don’t know me, I did so much in your name.
God: Are you still talking?
Similar conversations happened throughout the world.
God left, and returned the universe to where it was previous to his arrival.
All the people still had their same beliefs.
Nothing changed.
So, God decided that people needed proof that he existed.
He stopped time, but allowed that humans on earth could continue as if time still occurred.
He showed himself visibly to all humans, simultaneously (perk of being omnipresent)
He spoke: You want proof, well here I am. Any questions?
An atheist raises her hand, and asks: I could be dreaming. Everything has stopped moving, except people, and you’re standing in front of me. How do I KNOW that you’re really God?
God: I am the one who stopped time but allowed you to continue as if time still went on.
Atheist: Well, there is no proof that you did that.
God: How was it done then?
Atheist: It could have been a natural occurrence. I’m sure scientists are looking into it as we speak.
God: I am going to snap my fingers and plunge the universe into complete darkness for five seconds.
God *snaps fingers. Universe is in complete darkness for 5 seconds.
Light returns.
God: Do you believe now?
Atheist: Well, there is no proof that you caused it. It was very dark for a while and I couldn’t see anything.
Simultaneously to the above exchange, a Christian evangelical talks to God
Christian: I am patiently waiting for the 1000 year reign to begin, so I can rule over all those bad people, with you of course. When will that begin?
God: Ummm, who are you? I don’t know you.
Christian: But what about the rapture?
God: I said I don’t know you.
Christian: Well, let me talk to Jesus or the Holy Spirit then. You can’t really be God if you don’t know me, I did so much in your name.
God: Are you still talking?
Similar conversations happened throughout the world.
God left, and returned the universe to where it was previous to his arrival.
All the people still had their same beliefs.
Nothing changed.