Valentine's Day, A New Name for an Old Orgy

[t3gah]

Do you think it is ok for a Christian to observe Valentine's Day?

 

[jewscout]

Oh for crying out loud!:sarcastic Not again.

 

[Lightkeeper]

My origin was probably a fish
devoid of love and human flesh.

During the process of evolution
we've gained a strong resolution,

it doesn't matter what used to be
it matters only what you now see.

The beauty and outcome of human love
is turning a sow's ear into a soft glove.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

 

[Jaymes]

:banghead3 WHY WON'T IT STOP?! :sarcastic

Yes, you found us pagans out. We're infiltrating your Good Religion with SEX and DEVIL WORSHIP.

Pardon me while I go sacrifice a baby.

 

[jewscout]

Wait i thought that was our job?:sarcastic

 

[Circle_One]

Yes, you found us pagans out. We're infiltrating your Good Religion with SEX and DEVIL WORSHIP.

Pardon me while I go sacrifice a baby.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Jensa, can I help?

All I've got to say is if there's insane Valentine's Day orgies going on...why wasn't I invited?

 

[Scuba Pete]

You know... why let a perfectly good day devoted to love get in the way of a great conspiracy theory!

God NEVER condemned EROS... I think he said something about "Be fruitful and multiply". Are you telling me that cupid musta got to God first? Oh my!

Cupids and bunnies and santas! OH MY!!!
Cupids and bunnies and santas! OH MY!!!
Cupids and bunnies and santas! OH MY!!!
Cupids and bunnies and santas! OH MY!!!
We're off to see the prophet!
The wonderful prophet of Doom!

 

[jewscout]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Jensa, can I help?

All I've got to say is if there's insane Valentine's Day orgies going on...why wasn't I invited?

:biglaugh: yeah were's my orgy invite!? lmao!!

 

[Jaymes]

Somehow I don't remember the orgies when giving out Valentine cards in second grade...

 

[jewscout]

Somehow I don't remember the orgies when giving out Valentine cards in second grade...

maybe u were just going to the wrong schools :jiggy:

 

[Circle_One]

:biglaugh: yeah were's my orgy invite!? lmao!!

I apparently know the wrong people if there are others having Valentine's orgies. I gotta get myself a new circle of friends.

 

[linwood]

Hey if someone can get me into the orgy I can bring my own baby!
She`s 4 but still a virgin...will that work?

 

[Melody]

Somehow I don't remember the orgies when giving out Valentine cards in second grade...

I don't remember the orgies *now*. I must not be getting invited to the right parties.

Melody

 

[Circle_One]

Hey if someone can get me into the orgy I can bring my own baby!
She`s 4 but still a virgin...will that work?

Hey, as long as we can sacrifice her, she's in!

 

[Circle_One]

I don't remember the orgies *now*. I must not be getting invited to the right parties.

Seems none of us do Melody. I think only T3gah knows the secrets of the cool kids' orgy parties.

 

[Watcher]

LMFAO.....I think I mighta just pissed my pants laughing so hard.....
Okay, after I get my invitation, we better start making a list of holidays and figures from Satan.....Let's see..... Xmas, with Santa and his 8 flying minions. Now Valentines Day has been corrupted!!!! Future posts from t3gah I see...... Easter and St. Patricks day.
So t3gah, what holidays are we allowed celebrating? (crap, not being a Christian probably makes me some kind of messenger from Satan!!)

 

[Circle_One]

Future posts from t3gah I see...... Easter and St. Patricks day.

Too late, he's already got to Easter. And for a laugh, you should check out Lightkeeper's Valeneastmas thread.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

And as a note... I didn't write the articles up, I just copy/pasted them from an official Watchtower Library CD-ROM.

Do you believe them? Are you posting them as an example of your own faith, or to make an example of another faith? Perhaps I'm not quite understanding.

 

[linwood]

And just as a note. I merely posted the articles. Others went out of their way to say all kinds of things. Some "normal" responses.

This is mis-representing yourself in the highest degree.

If the articles mean nothing to you why did you post them?

Please answer the question...

Were you trying to show a part of your faith or just judging the belief of others with your postings?

 

[Feathers in Hair]

This is mis-representing yourself in the highest degree.

If the articles mean nothing to you why did you post them?

Please answer the question...

Were you trying to show a part of your faith or just judging the belief of others with your postings?

Linwood put it much more appropriately than I did. Please answer the question.