Theism means...

[Augustus]

Per the OED, the authority on the English language:

Atheism, a-theism, is simply a lack of a morbid condition characterised by headache, sleeplessness, and palpitation of the heart, caused by excessive tea-drinking. Nothing more, nothing less. Contrary to popular misconception, one doesn't have to positively believe they are free from a morbid condition characterised by headache, sleeplessness, and palpitation of the heart, caused by excessive tea-drinking.

Anti-theism is the belief that morbid conditions characterised by headache, sleeplessness, and palpitation of the heart, caused by excessive tea-drinking are a maladaptive, relic of primitive societies. Thanks to modern science, no rational person should be suckered into acquiring a morbid condition characterised by headache, sleeplessness, and palpitation of the heart, caused by excessive tea-drinking and it is our duty to stamp out such fiddle-faddle and tommyrot.

Agnosticism is the belief that, due to the limitations of human perception and cognition, knowledge of whether or not one is suffering from a morbid condition characterised by headache, sleeplessness, and palpitation of the heart, caused by excessive tea-drinking is beyond our capabilities. For example, headache, sleeplessness, and palpitation of the heart could be caused by the consumption of excessive quantities of other caffeinated beverages, a viral infection or the machinations of tiny invisible blood-goblins. As such, it is most prudent to say we simply do not know.

I hope that clears things up, and, FYI, any disagreement is an equivocational straw ad hominem.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Games pics jokes and stories?

 

[mikkel_the_dane]

Per the OED, the authority on the English language:


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Atheism, a-theism, is simply a lack of a morbid condition characterised by headache, sleeplessness, and palpitation of the heart, caused by excessive tea-drinking. Nothing more, nothing less. Contrary to popular misconception, one doesn't have to positively believe they are free from a morbid condition characterised by headache, sleeplessness, and palpitation of the heart, caused by excessive tea-drinking.

Anti-theism is the belief that morbid conditions characterised by headache, sleeplessness, and palpitation of the heart, caused by excessive tea-drinking are a maladaptive, relic of primitive societies. Thanks to modern science, no rational person should be suckered into acquiring a morbid condition characterised by headache, sleeplessness, and palpitation of the heart, caused by excessive tea-drinking and it is our duty to stamp out such fiddle-faddle and tommyrot.

Agnosticism is the belief that, due to the limitations of human perception and cognition, knowledge of whether or not one is suffering from a morbid condition characterised by headache, sleeplessness, and palpitation of the heart, caused by excessive tea-drinking is beyond our capabilities. For example, headache, sleeplessness, and palpitation of the heart could be caused by the consumption of excessive quantities of other caffeinated beverages, a viral infection or the machinations of tiny invisible blood-goblins. As such, it is most prudent to say we simply do not know.

I hope that clears things up, and, FYI, any disagreement is an equivocational straw ad hominem.

You are so wrong, that it is beyond wrong.
Do you get how magical thinking works? It works when I do and not when you do it. My definition on how definitions work, makes it so that the definition of a word, becomes a fact and that is the correct defintion of how definitions works, when I do it and not when you do it.

 

[Viker]

And I thought it was worshipping tea. Dam. Gotta find something else to worship.

 

[Viker]

and, FYI, any disagreement is an equivocational straw ad homine

Oh, I'm going to attack your straw hat!.

 

[Augustus]

And I thought it was worshipping tea. Dam. Gotta find something else to worship.

Better not be coffee

Infidel...

 

[Viker]

Better not be coffee

Infidel...

Too late.

 

[Augustus]

Too late.

I declare a holy war, or perhaps jihad teahad, against all idolators

 

[Viker]

I declare a holy war, or perhaps jihad teahad, against all idolators

May the Mighty Coffee Bean flatten you!

 

[RestlessSoul]

Just had a nice cup of Fortnum and Mason's Albion blend. Mix of Assam and Kenyan black tea, nice with a biscuit apparently, but no biscuits for me in January.

 

[Viker]

Just had a nice cup of Fortnum and Mason's Albion blend. Mix of Assam and Kenyan black tea, nice with a biscuit apparently, but no biscuits for me in January.

By biscuit you mean cookie?

 

[RestlessSoul]

By biscuit you mean cookie?

Apparently.

Remind what a biscuit is again, in Americashire?

 

[Viker]

Apparently.

Remind what a biscuit is again, in Americashire?

You would probably call an American biscuit a scone or some other Britishy colloquialism.

 

[RestlessSoul]

You would probably call an American biscuit a scone or some other Britishy colloquialism.

I'd pronounce scone to rhyme with gone, too.

But most importantly, jam on first, or cream?

 

[Left Coast]

And I thought it was worshipping tea. Dam. Gotta find something else to worship.

Try peanut butter.

 

[Left Coast]

I'd pronounce scone to rhyme with gone, too.

You people are beyond help.

But most importantly, jam on first, or cream?

Why would you put cream on a biscuit?

 

[RestlessSoul]

 

[sun rise]

Oh what I missed by sleeping when others were awake.

The one true religious ceremony is, of course, the tea ceremony.