The Random Useless Announcements Thread

[Revoltingest]

I dreamed last nite that I had a van which caught fire.
Fortunately, it wasn't Mr Van.

 

[sun rise]

What about me? Am I invited?

Nobody is invited. We just crash the party. But I'll invite you just to invite you.

 

[sun rise]

It's night time.

 

[BSM1]

Last night was the first last night of the rest of my (or your) life...

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm here.

 

[sun rise]

I'm here because the plumber is not answering his phone.

 

[sun rise]

Why I love John Cleese, reason #45

John Cleese
I have always believed that the Utah Jazz was the silliest name for a sports team, though Memphis Grizzlies isn't bad Now 'Kashima Antlers' has appeared It's a close call... Can anyone confirm there's an ice hockey team called the Central African Republic Waste Paper Baskets ?

And then, a few minutes later, this:

This just in : The Reykjavik Fruit Bat Impersonators.

They play Formation Bowls

 

[sun rise]

The plumber called back.

 

[Revoltingest]

Run, Forest, run!

 

[Wu Wei]

Coffee

 

[Revoltingest]

They sure did wear high waisted pants in the 1940s.

 

[Wu Wei]

Socks go on your feet

 

[Revoltingest]

Socks often travel in pairs.

 

[Wu Wei]

They call it a pair of pants...... but there is only 1 of them

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[BSM1]

Barely legal is still legal.

 

[Revoltingest]

Bearly legal is still dangerous.

 

[BSM1]

Bearly legal is still dangerous.

Well, there is that...

 

[sun rise]

This is my first post of the day from my computer.

 

[Brickjectivity]

This thread is unacceptable.