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ChristineES

Tiggerism
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That reminds of a joke I heard Garfield (the cat) tell in a comic strip.
Q:How many skinny people can fit in a shower?
A:They don't know, they keep slipping down the drain.
(I thought this was funny when I was a teenager)
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
I have a bump on my ear.
It's been there for weeks.
I hope it isn't spider eggs.

I always feel scared that spiders may have laid eggs
in my ears!! O_O Inside of the skin though; not
as though they crawled into my ear and laid eggs.
You know what I mean??

It's on my ear lobe, and if you feel it, it just feels
like that part of my ear, a little tiny part, is a little
bit thicker than the rest of my ear lobe.

I think one of my ears is bigger than the other.
Probably the one I lay on the most while I'm
sleeping. I bet most people who sleep on their
sides have one ear that is flatter and bigger.
Not really more massive... Just like how a flat
piece of paper is bigger than a balled up paper.
Not really any bigger, but it stretches out more.
So I guess my ears may be compaired to two
pieces of paper. One balled up, and one flat.
 

rojse

RF Addict
That reminds of a joke I heard Garfield (the cat) tell in a comic strip.
Q:How many skinny people can fit in a shower?
A:They don't know, they keep slipping down the drain.
(I thought this was funny when I was a teenager)

Garfield gets rather boring quite quickly. It just tells the same jokes over and over - Garfield is fat, Garfield is lazy, Jon has no life - as if this was meant to be funny.
 

rojse

RF Addict
I love how the star badges have been changed - red ribbon for five million frubals, and green ribbon for one million frubals.
 

Nepenthe

Tu Stultus Es
Garfield gets rather boring quite quickly. It just tells the same jokes over and over - Garfield is fat, Garfield is lazy, Jon has no life - as if this was meant to be funny.
So true. But remove Garfield from the comic and it becomes a meta-analysis or description of Jon's descent into lonliness:
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:biglaugh:Oh Jon! You kill me!!! :D

Or my favorite, Nietzsche Family Circus:
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That Billy says the silliest things!
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whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
So true. But remove Garfield from the comic and it becomes a meta-analysis or description of Jon's descent into lonliness:
fSymsOGXO5kzq9b81gwhyv7n_500.jpg

:biglaugh:Oh Jon! You kill me!!! :D

Or my favorite, Nietzsche Family Circus:
nietzsche-family-circus.png

That Billy says the silliest things!
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The top one is funny. :D

But Family Circus is the cartoon I hate the most.
Except for one that is like a soap opera.
Each day it's like 60 more seconds of a horrible
show... except you have to read it instead
of watching it and listening to it.
 

rojse

RF Addict
Family Circus is the cartoon I hate the most.
Except for one that is like a soap opera.
Each day it's like 60 more seconds of a horrible
show... except you have to read it instead
of watching it and listening to it.

Family Circus is awful.

The only comics worth reading that get printed in the paper are "Calvin and Hobbes" and "Dilbert". There's some quite clever humour in both of those, particularly "Calvin and Hobbes."
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
Family Circus is awful.

The only comics worth reading that get printed in the paper are "Calvin and Hobbes" and "Dilbert". There's some quite clever humour in both of those, particularly "Calvin and Hobbes."

There is one called "Close to Home" in the paper around here. It's funny sometimes.
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