The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

I don't eat, or bite, junk food

What if she slathered bacon grease all over her body?
And covered it in dark chocolate chips?
And put a bag over her head....a potato chip bag?

 

[Wu Wei]

What if she slathered bacon grease all over her body?
And covered it in dark chocolate chips?
And put a bag over her head....a potato chip bag?

I would not, could not I tell thee.
Not a chance! You let me be.
I do not like her in bacon grease.
I do not like her with a chocolate piece
I do not like her she makes me gag
I do not like her in a potato chip bag
I do not like her, Rev-I-am.

 

[Revoltingest]

I would not, could not I tell thee.
Not a chance! You let me be.
I do not like her in bacon grease.
I do not like her with a chocolate piece
I do not like her she makes me gag
I do not like her in a potato chip bag
I do not like her, Rev-I-am.

Would you eat her with a doctor?
What if in a fridge I locked her?

 

[Wu Wei]

Would you eat her with a doctor?
What if in a fridge I locked her?

I do not like with a doctor
I do not like her in a refrigerated locker
I'd rather have a calcium blocker

 

[Revoltingest]

I do not like with a doctor
I do not like her in a refrigerated locker
I'd rather have a calcium blocker

How about with Beetlejuice?
Accompanied by Dr Seuss?

 

[Wu Wei]

How about with Beetlejuice?
Accompanied by Dr Seuss?

I would not, could not, with Beetlejuice.
No not even reading Dr Seuss,
Not in bacon grease, Not with a chocolate piece.
I do not like her, Rev, you see.
Not with a doctor. Not in refrigerated locker.
I will not bite her here or there.
I do not bite her anywhere!

 

[Revoltingest]

I would not, could not, with Beetlejuice.
No not even reading Dr Seuss,
Not in bacon grease, Not with a chocolate piece.
I do not like her, Rev, you see.
Not with a doctor. Not in refrigerated locker.
I will not bite her here or there.
I do not bite her anywhere!

What if she were clad in clover?
What if she were bent way over?

 

[sun rise]

WHO, coronavirus testing lab hit by hackers as opportunistic attacks ramp up

Hang them high.

 

[sun rise]

I wonder if someone will measure posting traffic on RF as a result of shelter in place.

 

[Wu Wei]

Hang them high.

I was thinking draw an quarter myself

 

[Wu Wei]

What if she were clad in clover?
What if she were bent way over?

What if she were clad in clover?
What if she were bent way over?

I will not in clover. most certainly not bent over
I will not bite her anywhere.
I do not like her, Rev-I-am.

 

[Revoltingest]

I will not in clover. most certainly not bent over
I will not bite her anywhere.
I do not like her, Rev-I-am.

What if she were dripping honey?
Sticky, sweet, & very runny?

 

[sun rise]

I have proof:

 

[sun rise]

National Park Service advice on social distancing:

 

[Revoltingest]

I have proof:

 

[sun rise]

Ah me, the truth is indeed out there

 

[sun rise]

Since this is RF after all:

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

What if she were dripping honey?
Sticky, sweet, & very runny?

Now your just being gross...take you gutter thoughts away....be gone with you

 

[Revoltingest]

Now your just being gross...take you gutter thoughts away....be gone with you

Don't give up so easily,
cuz you took it queasily.
How about her with some jam?
Better, better, Sam I am?