The Pun Thread

[Jayhawker Soule]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra ...

 

[Sunstone]

Puns? It's impossible to think to a lower level.

 

[Sunstone]

Did you hear about the punning theologian? He was a pundamentalist.

 

[Sunstone]

Did you know the Joker in Batman started out as an astronomer, but got fired? He wasn't Sirius enough.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

 

[Sunstone]

I don't want to say I'm ugly, but my ex-wives used to worship me like a dog.

 

[Sunstone]

Jay, you've been here even longer than me. Do you remember that gorgeous RFer who only ever posted in the Presbyterian DIR? I used to admire her for having a sect life.

 

[crossfire]

A perfectionist walked into a bar.

Apparently, it wasn't set high enough.

 

[Jedster]

Gosh, this thread is really punishing. It is a pundemic

 

[BSM1]

An artist painted a single line on the bottom of the canvas. He wanted to paint something on it, but he drew a blank.

 

[crossfire]

Puns? It's impossible to think to a lower level.

Mind my beer.

 

[The Hammer]

So what if I don't know what apocalypse means. It's not the end of the world.

 

[ClimbingTheLadder]

A perfectionist walked into a bar.

Apparently, it wasn't set high enough.

Lol perfect!

 

[ClimbingTheLadder]

This year is sick, I gotta say.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

New York's problems have suddenly and significantly worsened. All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen, and the police have nothing to go on.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I derive pleasure from Math, but as I can't derive money from it there's a limit.

Puns? It's impossible to think to a lower level.

Math puns are less than or equal to other puns.

 

[Heyo]

I derive pleasure from Math, but as I can't derive money from it there's a limit.

Math puns are less than or equal to other puns.

Isn't the profession of a mathematician a bit monotone?
Yes, but it's also constant and not limited.

 

[Heyo]

Confucius say: "Man running before car gets tired."

Confucius say: "Man running behind car gets exhausted."

 

[MNoBody]

This one made me laugh

 

[MNoBody]