Personally, *inhales*:
Jesus and Judas had grand plans to make a big protest in Jerusalem. The goal was to shame the religious leadership and bring about reforms. Meanwhile, Peter feared Jesus' death would take from his 15 minutes of fame and his importance. Peter betrays Jesus three times and to deflect, pins the blame on Judas. Alternatively, the religious leadership tries to shame Christianity by suggesting Jesus' death was an inside job. At any rate, Jesus' plan backfired and he cried out to God for an escape, but he made his bed and now he had to lie in it. Jesus was tortured and crucified, assumed to be dead, entombed, and he recovered from his wounds in a few days and then high-tailed it out of the country.