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The last post is the WINNER!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Nope...they're amateurs......mice will be devoured as appetizers in the new Bear World Empire....and next on my plan for World Domination.....lunch
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Nope...they're amateurs......mice will be devoured as appetizers in the new Bear World Empire....and next on my plan for World Domination.....lunch
At least the king will be a proper bear.
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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
If you do I can retailiate strongly enough to get you off the waggin and hopefully cause you to flea.
There was a young lady named Bright.
As she neared a speed close to light
when she ate her dinner
she then became thinner,
but kept her original height.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
There was a young lady named Bright.
As she neared a speed close to light
when she ate her dinner
she then became thinner,
but kept her original height.

I am not doting
your semi-quoting.

You will have no luck
driving your semi truck.

So I chortle har har har
at your attempted semi nar.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
There once was a gal from St Bride,
who gobbled green apples & died
They quickly fermented
inside the lamented
to cider inside her insides.
 

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
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This complete unraveling begins with a small papercut below the left ear. It symbolizes what happens to this entire thread when anyone but me tries to win.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
The funkiest most awful smell
is sharing a small diving bell
with old Jacques Cousteau
who minutes ago
"announced" that he had Taco Bell.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
It has been awhile
but your poetries vile
so cease and desist
this poetry tryst
or I leave you a big smelly pile
 
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