I've seen the commercials for this...looks like it's a trained bear...at least he doesn't seem serious about maiming the humans...
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The calm before the storm.
The wolf in sheep's clothing.
The Trojan horse.
The sneaky @Wu Wei tactic.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
You'll bore us.
So sneaky that he tells it to us and then? Then We tremble in abject fear and offer him the best we can. @Revoltingest of course offers what he considers best in life: bacon and haggis (forget crushing enemies and lamentation - they don't compare to bacon).
Wu Wei can divulge his tactics without fear of counter-measures.
People are forgetful & dumb.
And I...uh....
What were we talking about?
I must...remember...to order gunpowder tea...to...shut up Wu Wei's pie hole.
Can't seem to remember...*sigh*
Can't seem to remember...*sigh*
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Sneaky tactics....ME!!! Nooooo I'd never do such a thing
Hey....you seem stressed.....why not take a nice relaxing walk in the safe...Bear Free....woods...trees...nothing but trees
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I will tell you...bears are big fan of smart phones....there is no need to be sneaky when you humans are out walking with the ear buds in...looking at the scenery....enjoying the day...oblivious to your surroundings
From you, I expected a picture with a grizzly bear in it.Sneaky tactics....ME!!! Nooooo I'd never do such a thing
Hey....you seem stressed.....why not take a nice relaxing walk in the safe...Bear Free....woods...trees...nothing but trees
Not a peaceful & safe looking verdant woodland scene.
Your debt to me. You promised that the check would be in the mail today or you'd give me Mr. Van
Heyo
Veteran Member
That's not a Grizzly that's not in the scene. It obviously is not a Brown Bear.
You know the difference between a Grizzly and a Brown Bear?
I'm pretty sure that you'd get some leftover haggis.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
The one thing I am sure of is that you did not promise him the Glenfiddich double malt scotch
Delivered in my Mr. Van, of course
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I offer this....
That is just wrong
Yes, soda is not healthy.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Tofurky gravy soda, even though it is "Vegan" is wrong...very very wrong
So long as the roads are clear.
I don't drive him when salt threatens his rusty crusty frame.