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The Teleological Argument in Haiku:
Look at all this stuff
It's so spiffy and complex
God must have done it
And a response:
It's complex; so what?
This does not imply design
Who would design God?
The Ontological Argument in Haiku:
God is the greatest
If he exists, he's greater
Therefore God exists
And a response:
Concept and object
You have gotten them confused
Equivocation
And another response:
What does "greatest" mean?
More mass could be "greater", no?
Therefore your God's fat.
More theological arguments in Haiku!
Pascal's Wager
No God? You just die.
God's real? Hell for disbelief.
Better believe, then.
and a response:
Say that the "real" God
Hates your belief more than none;
Then it's you who's screwed