The Emperor of Mankind for Mayor of Sheffield

[The Emperor of Mankind]

I want to take a break from the whole 'uniting humanity in a galaxy-spanning empire' thing and focus on small matters for a while.

Give me your vote and the sewers will be cleaned (of all mutants); the streets will be free of all Chaos-worshippers and the Sheffield branch of the Imperial Army will keep those pesky Orkz and despicable Eldar away from our schools!

 

[Rival]

But what are you going to do about @Sunstone?

 

[Rival]

Also, what are you going to do about the Daleks' conspiracy?

 

[England my lionheart]

What are tou going to do about those trams?.

 

[sun rise]

I want to take a break from the whole 'uniting humanity in a galaxy-spanning empire' thing and focus on small matters for a while.

Give me your vote and the sewers will be cleaned (of all mutants); the streets will be free of all Chaos-worshippers and the Sheffield branch of the Imperial Army will keep those pesky Orkz and despicable Eldar away from our schools!

I got the Chaos (white wearing) reference (Modesitt's books) and the one to Eldar (but probably not the one you meant). But that's not a good score because Orkz only did a minor brain tickle until my real brain, Google, told me what to think.

So maybe I can be an apprentice minion.

 

[Woberts]

As long as you promise to burn the heretics, you have my vote.
Edit: Wait a second, I'm running too! Nevermind, then.
Edit2: Wait another second, you're running for mayor of Sheffield, and I haven't said where I'm running!

This is confusing.